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Becoming Bob.

I Have been a naughty boy.

I don't neccessarily agree with the title but mummy says it is so. I went to the vet a year ago as mummy told me it was an important part of my passage into malehood- She was under the impression that I might become more of a Gentleman, Be polite to the Ladies and become houseproud. I have become very houseproud , always grooming and laying back in the smokers lounge however I thought my persistent interest in our black Little Lady should have been seen as a compliment, She should have been positively fluffed by the attention, instead she has turned her delicate little tail and left home. How can mummy say this is my fault- I had VERY GOOD INTENTIONS>

natural born clutz

Mummy loves me, she loves to laugh at me too. My feet were not created with skill in mind and nobody told me they are for landing on. If I trip on an area of carpet I feel it is only practical to have a snooze where i've landed, if I fall from a Height, I don't react very quickly and my claws don't even make it out before I hit the ground. I've been known to enjoy a shakingly good time on the washing machine during spin cycle.

Big Brave Bob

Bobs mother Claudia had a litter of kittens which in Claudias case is not uncommon. Out came several standard kittens and one heffalump. I knew straight away that we had to keep the kitten with unusually large head and hooves. ( I have a soft spot for large silly cats). Bob grew big and beefy however " brave" is our sarcastic title for Big Brave Bob.