January 2nd 2005 6:19 am
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Dear Diary,

Mom and dad must think I'm not busy enough because they brought a kitten named Riley home for me to take care of. Now I have to groom him too! They need to increase my food with all the overtime I'm putting in.

Sometimes I pin Sofie and Riley for no particular reason and scold them. You know how the young ones are--you have to train them early so they don't grow up to be unruly! Mercy still tries to act like I need to be trained sometimes when she takes a flying leap and pounces on me out of nowhere--she is such a tomboy! People think she's a boy and I'm a girl---maybe I should get a haircut.

The truth is, I love my sisters and brother, and they all know it. They come to me when they need someone to cuddle with and I always throw in a few licks.

I guess I better go now....my catnip break is over with.

--Milo