What I would like

Trapped!

OMG! I got trapped in the house today... the strange man who lives here LEFT and I was STILL in the house! I spent an HOUR stuck in the house with the others... I had no idea what to do! I explored a little, left my mark in a few choice spots (the humans will never know) and basically steered clear of the other cats until mom came home.

She came home, with grandma and TONS of noisy plastic bags full of food. Good food, I may add! Fancy Feast and Frisky's wet food, not the cheap stuff the man buys! THANK GOD! I streaked past my mom and sat just outside the kitchen door, she came over and petted me and gave me a WHOLE can of Fancy Feast all for ME! Then I got treats! She calls them candy.. guess it is like candy to me.

Back outside now, must check on my other haunts!