What I would like

Fight

I had a busy morning, 2 huge fights with neighborhood cats who were trying to eat MY food! Man, will they ever learn? I mean, I warn them all the time and finally today I just lost my cool. No more stealing my food! They have homes, I don't.. well sort of, but you know what I mean. Anyhow, they ran off and I finished my bowl. I'm going to go for a nap now...