I know where the pigeons sleep

My human is dumb. She opened the balcony door the other night to take a picture of the moon and -haha!- I snuck out right past her. I went looking for the pigeons. They like to sleep on the railings of the balcony next door (it's connected to our balcony and divided by a partition that has an opening that conveniently fits me). I gave the pigeons a scare which was highly satisfying. They woke up and squawked and flew away. I am such a good pigeon terrorizer. I also gave my human a scare by disappearing on the balcony. That was not as satisfying because she yelled at me.