Casey's View of the World

It's been scary!

So, my human did it again: she left me to fend for myself with the man who catches the fish. He is very good at giving me Fancy Feast but he takes it away if I don't eat it right away and, let me tell you, he's as crazy as my human with all the stuff he gets up to.

I have been kept busy supervising his crazy projects. He put bars up on the walls by all the staircases. First he has a beepie thing that makes lots of noise and he has to run that and make it beep along all the walls, then he gets angry and makes scary noises because the beepy thing isn't working and has to go get another beepy thing to start all over again. Then he had to drill and hammer and leave strange long pieces of wood around the house.

He finally finished that, got lots of fish (mmmm....) and my human came back. I was relieved and thought we were back to normal. But then, they brought out the vacuum. The crazy fish man and my crazy little human took turns and vacuumed the whole house. I got upset and climbed up as high as I could to supervise from a distance.

And just when I thought my humans couldn't get any crazier, the lady who cooks the fish came home from the vet. I was happy to see her because I had been worried about her and her hurt paw but she was acting scary too so I had to hide for awhile. She has big things that she moves around in and makes lots of noise moving around. I am very concerned about the big chair with wheels that she uses. It's a scary chair and I worry that she might try to chase me down in it so I run away from it but try to sneak around it when it isn't moving to have a cuddle with her.

I am obviously falling behind on my universe supervision if I have allowed all of this insanity to occur. I must return to my duties. I fear I have been away for too long.