MY food

Let me get this straight. The food bowl contains MY food and everything in it is MINE. We go that figured out? Easy right? My silly human hasn't figured that one out.

Allow me to explain:

One day before my extended visit to the house with the big fish, I got the cereal box prize in my bowl. There was a big bug for me to play with. I was playing with it when my human came to see what I was doing. Well, she screamed, smashed my toy with her shoe and then threw out all the food in my bowl. I think she's mildly mentally unadjusted so will try to overlook the fact that she ruined my toy.

Now, my human puts my food away at night. This is very distressing and truly against my basic rights. It also makes me very anxious and when I eat my food, I eat it very fast as soon as I get it. So sometimes I eat it so fast, it makes me sick to my tummy. My human isn't very nice when I get sick to the tummy and ask for more food. She makes me wait. I don't like waiting.

I have yet to receive any offers for my previous adopt a human advert. Act now and I'll throw in some fresh catnip absolutely free.