Casey's View of the World

Stupid Pigeon!

This morning, I was minding my own business and getting my tummy rubbed when there was a big crash in the other room.

I, as overseer of the universe, was, of course, required to go investigate. A pigeon (supid pigeon) had flown right into my window. This is why I should be allowed to eat all the pigeons on the balcony: it will prevent stupid pigeons from flying into windows. I am simply offering a good will service.