Mutiny in my ranks

My human took away my food last night and wouldn't give it back to me even after I sat next to my bowl all night and cried. I am so hungry.

Now she is talking about going to the vet.

I have decided that enough is enough. Therefore, I have no choice but to put my human up for adoption. I have a short blonde human free to a good home. She doesn't eat too much and keeps herself relatively clean. You'll just have to keep her out of trouble.