I have returned

I am back in my appartment after my 2 week vacation in the House of the Big Fish. I need a good rest after all my great adventures in the great outdoors and exploring all the wonderful smelling fishing equipment that arrived suddenly (along with the man of the fish). I also had a lot of supervising to do: what with all the children next door and all.

My appartment was in quite the state when I got home (can you imagine what that short human could have gotten up to without me to be her voice of logic and reason?). She has made quite the mess: there are boxes EVERYWHERE and she keeps turning up with more of them and putting more stuff into them. She really is quite the odd little human. I have stopped even trying to understand her strange motives.

Speaking of strange motives, I have suddenly become the recipiant of twice daily feedings of Fancy Feast. This is quite unusual but I am reaping the benefits from these sudden changes. I have noticed that the short human has been adding stuff with a dropper to my Fancy Feast. I have considered the possibility that she might be trying to poison me. I have decided that it is unlikely as I do not believe her to have the smarts to be capable of such devious behavior. I also trust that my many years of drinking from the toilet have strengthened my immune system enough that I will be resistant to whatever it is that she is giving me.