Walks

My human got me a silly cat harness (she didn't think the dog harness she put me in to go outside the big fish house was humiliation enough).

She's put me in it twice already and taken me outside.

Let me explain about going outside. I live on the 23rd floor. Going outside requires an elevator. I HATE this elevator. It's noisy and shakes and I just want to get out of it ASAP whenever I'm in it.

Our first walk was okay. There were lots of pigeons and I had fun chasing them. The second time, I had absolutely no patience. There was lots of noise from car things going by. I really didn't care that there were birds for me to chase. I just wanted to go back in. I'm hoping my short blonde human gives it a rest and lets me rule over the world quietly from the balcony for awhile.