How dare they?

I made myself my own door to the balcony, seeing as short human doesn't give me enough quality balcony time. I discovered that if I push on the screen on the window, I can push just enough space to squeeze out.

I did that the other night when it was dark out so short human didn't even see me get out (I am so devious in my ways). Unfortunately, I couldn't find my way back in. Short blonde human was pretty surprised when she heard me meow for entry. She was also kind of mad.

She went out with her tape and sealed up my personal exit.

And then today, after short blonde human went away, strange men came into the appartment. I showed them where the Fancy Feast was but they wouldn't listen to me. They then went to my screen door, took off silly short human's tape and then took apart the whole screen door. At this point, I hid under the bed. It was a little scary.

Now my screen door has been replaced and I can not get out onto the balcony all by myself. I am rather miffed by this whole situation. It is impairing my world supervision skills.