April 27th 2008 8:26 pm
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My human is making a cat toy with cat nip and it is NOT for me! It smells so good... I keep trying to help/chew/slobber on it and she will not let me. She told me I was being a bother, got out an old toy for me and put the new toy away. Just wait until she goes to bed tonight: I may have to go toy hunting.
March 4th 2008 6:23 pm
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My human is sitting in my chair and I want it back.
February 24th 2008 5:36 am
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My human is dumb. She opened the balcony door the other night to take a picture of the moon and -haha!- I snuck out right past her. I went looking for the pigeons. They like to sleep on the railings of the balcony next door (it's connected to our balcony and divided by a partition that has an opening that conveniently fits me). I gave the pigeons a scare which was highly satisfying. They woke up and squawked and flew away. I am such a good pigeon terrorizer. I also gave my human a scare by disappearing on the balcony. That was not as satisfying because she yelled at me.
February 18th 2008 1:25 pm
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I am very upset. I have had a horrendous time.
My human finally got up to feed me this morning (lazy little thing tried to sleep in) and my food bowl was full of ants (I got a mouthful of them before I realized what was wrong - disgusting and they tickled my mouth).
My human had to throw away all the food that was in the bowl and cleaned the whole area before she would give me more food. I think that that was very inconsiderate what with my taking the time to supervise her cleaning at all.
And then, just to make matters worse, she MOVED my food bowl to the other side of the kitchen and did weird stuff with baby powder around it (some silly thing she read on the internet while I supervised). I do not want ants in my food either but I do not like where my food bowl is now. I like its old place. I follow my human every time she goes into the kitchen and cry, just to make sure she knows how I feel. I think the ants should move to the other side of the kitchen, not my food bowl.
January 6th 2008 3:01 pm
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I found where the birdfeeders are! I now climb onto the kitchen table to watch them and chirp at them (come to me, birdies!!!). My human and the lady with the scary chair try to get mad but for some reason they keep laughing. It lets me get away with it but I am rather indignant about the laughter. I am, after all, doing some serious bird supervising.
December 26th 2007 5:45 pm
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I generally am not impressed with human food (Fancy Feast is far superior) though the other day, I discovered something rather tasty in the human food department: duck! Mmmmm...
I am once again in the big fish house (that also has duck!). I am now afraid of the lady with the sore paw. She has that big chair with wheels and races around in it (I'm afraid she will run me over) and she makes lots of noise going up and down the stairs and then sometimes (this is what really upsets me!) she moves the sofa cushions.
December 17th 2007 9:01 am
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The linen closet is open a crack and it is taunting me. I must get in there. I have spent the morning on my hind legs pawing at the opening. It will not open but I am proud to report that I knock down a whole pile of blankets.
My human is useless. I tried to get her support and assistance and she laughed, pulled out a camera (the nerve!), tried to take a picture (ha! I would not give her an action shot and glared at her until she put the miserable item away) and then went back to working on the papers that she did not let me sit on yesterday.
Hmph.
November 28th 2007 7:29 pm
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The white stuff outside:
It is so cold on my paws.
Make it go away!
November 27th 2007 4:09 pm
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I had important business to attend to this morning. I had returned to my appartment that I share with my human and there were pigeons outside the window! I obviously had to rouse my human from her state of half-deadedness because of course she would want to know about the pigeons invading our balcony and my important work defending it.
Mmmm... Pigeon snacks...
November 25th 2007 6:50 pm
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So, my human did it again: she left me to fend for myself with the man who catches the fish. He is very good at giving me Fancy Feast but he takes it away if I don't eat it right away and, let me tell you, he's as crazy as my human with all the stuff he gets up to.
I have been kept busy supervising his crazy projects. He put bars up on the walls by all the staircases. First he has a beepie thing that makes lots of noise and he has to run that and make it beep along all the walls, then he gets angry and makes scary noises because the beepy thing isn't working and has to go get another beepy thing to start all over again. Then he had to drill and hammer and leave strange long pieces of wood around the house.
He finally finished that, got lots of fish (mmmm....) and my human came back. I was relieved and thought we were back to normal. But then, they brought out the vacuum. The crazy fish man and my crazy little human took turns and vacuumed the whole house. I got upset and climbed up as high as I could to supervise from a distance.
And just when I thought my humans couldn't get any crazier, the lady who cooks the fish came home from the vet. I was happy to see her because I had been worried about her and her hurt paw but she was acting scary too so I had to hide for awhile. She has big things that she moves around in and makes lots of noise moving around. I am very concerned about the big chair with wheels that she uses. It's a scary chair and I worry that she might try to chase me down in it so I run away from it but try to sneak around it when it isn't moving to have a cuddle with her.
I am obviously falling behind on my universe supervision if I have allowed all of this insanity to occur. I must return to my duties. I fear I have been away for too long.
November 23rd 2007 1:20 pm
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I have a wonderful new way of getting attention when my bowl is getting empty. It is rather devious of me but it works so well!
The time that I found my bug prize in my bowl, my human found out because I was pawing at the bug it my bowl. I now have her trained to drop whatever she is doing and run to my bowl whenever I paw at it (and she fills it right up when she sees that it's empty and bug-free). I am such a good human trainer!
November 18th 2007 6:21 pm
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Crow makes me angry
I hiss and move to pursue.
My leash holds me back.
November 12th 2007 5:54 am
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In an act of shameless self-publicity, I would like to point of what a cool cat I am (unlike my dork of a human who keeps taking the laptop and my new favorite bed, the laptop case to go be dorky in public).
I would thus like to direct like-minded readers who appreciate my coolness to check out my coolest cat contest voting page and Vote for Casey!
http://www.catster.com/show07/vote_pet.php?i=56246 6
November 9th 2007 9:29 am
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I was proud to learn that today I got my third Catster diary pick of the day. I would like to thank my fellow cats for their kind wishes and treats.
My human is not as impressed as the rest of you are. She is eating her lunch and I told her that since I'm diary pick of the day, she should share her lunch with me. She told me cats don't eat vegetarian pita. I told her she should get better lunches that cats like to eat, like, say Fancy Feast.
November 7th 2007 7:37 pm
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The laptop bag is mine.
I am a cat. If I so desired, I would fit very well on your lap.
The laptop bag is soft and fuzzy and I fit very well inside.
Therefore, if the cat fits in the laptop bag, the laptop bag belongs to the cat.
Just my view on things (which is obviously the correct view).
November 2nd 2007 6:42 pm
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Let me get this straight. The food bowl contains MY food and everything in it is MINE. We go that figured out? Easy right? My silly human hasn't figured that one out.
Allow me to explain:
One day before my extended visit to the house with the big fish, I got the cereal box prize in my bowl. There was a big bug for me to play with. I was playing with it when my human came to see what I was doing. Well, she screamed, smashed my toy with her shoe and then threw out all the food in my bowl. I think she's mildly mentally unadjusted so will try to overlook the fact that she ruined my toy.
Now, my human puts my food away at night. This is very distressing and truly against my basic rights. It also makes me very anxious and when I eat my food, I eat it very fast as soon as I get it. So sometimes I eat it so fast, it makes me sick to my tummy. My human isn't very nice when I get sick to the tummy and ask for more food. She makes me wait. I don't like waiting.
I have yet to receive any offers for my previous adopt a human advert. Act now and I'll throw in some fresh catnip absolutely free.
October 31st 2007 7:20 pm
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I had work to do for the past few weeks so have been too busy to write. The lady who cooks the fish hurt her paw badly while chasing birds and has had to stay at the vet for a long time (she had 3 surgeries! I hope she gets lots of Fancy Feast for that). Anyhow, my human had to go on an airplane (I don't really like airplanes so I told her she was on her own) so I went and took care of the big fish dude.
I had to supervise his work with the fish (he loaded lots of big fish in a cooler the first day I was there - very important work), keep him on his toes and distracted by contantly requesting walks and Fancy Feast. I also had to supervise his television watching (I like it when he watches hockey: I watch it with him from on top of his head rest).
September 30th 2007 5:17 pm
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This morning, I was minding my own business and getting my tummy rubbed when there was a big crash in the other room.
I, as overseer of the universe, was, of course, required to go investigate. A pigeon (supid pigeon) had flown right into my window. This is why I should be allowed to eat all the pigeons on the balcony: it will prevent stupid pigeons from flying into windows. I am simply offering a good will service.
September 29th 2007 6:02 pm
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Pigeon sits outside
I stalk it through the curtains
Window holds me back
September 28th 2007 1:09 pm
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I have a new game that I like to play: it's called exploring.
When my human gets home and opens the door, I run as if to greet her and then just keep going (hee hee hee). I find the hallway very fascinating (I think our next door neighbours have a bird... mmm... bird...). I like to spend a lot of time there.
Yesterday, my human closed the door behind me, figuring I'd be a chicken and want to come back as soon as the door closed. I showed her! I just explored further down the hallway.
September 20th 2007 6:35 pm
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I made Catster diary of the day pics for my second time today. Very exciting! Thank you Samoa and Mercy for my rosettes.
I have been very busy as of late and am falling behind on my job as an illustious diarist. I have spent much time pigeon-watching, which is quite the full time job. I also keep trying to get onto the balcony to get at those pigeons (my human keeps thwarting my attempts but I shall remain strong and persistant). My human and the lady from the house of the big fish were out on the balcony spraying stuff that will not be appealing for pigeons. What do they think that they are doing? Trying to put me out of the pigeon watching business?
September 12th 2007 9:39 pm
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The linen closet is closed and it is imperitive that I have immediate access. I will paw and mew sadly at it in hopes of sympathy.
September 4th 2007 12:27 pm
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I have been on the move since my last entry. I have since been relocated with all the boxes to a new appartment. I like my new appartment: there are lots of pigeons out the window: I get very excited when I see my pigeons in the morning: I call out to them to tell them to come over for dinner and then I go wake up my human to tell her about the pigeons I have coming over for dinner because, really, she should not miss that sort of excitement.
I have all sorts of new places to hide in and explore. I like hiding under the bathroom sink except sometimes, I can't get out and my human has to come rescue me (this is why it is best to explore that area while the human is in the shower). I also have a new couch. I like it very much indeed. I spend much of my day either lounging on it or perched on the back on pigeon duty.
We also have bugs. My human says they might want my Fancy Feast so she is going to put my food away at night. Now, it's gotten personal, bugs! You have gotten between me and my Fancy Feast - I declare war!
August 24th 2007 10:22 pm
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It has been a week and a half since going to the dentist. I was supposed to get all Fancy Feast all the time for a week after my surgery, but I figure why stop now? I am refusing to eat my other food (at least when my human's around - I sneak some when she isn't looking but she won't catch on) so that I can get Fancy Feast. I even refuse Friskies unless it's the shredded stuff, which is like Fancy Feast.
mmmm... beautiful beautiful Fancy Feast...
August 24th 2007 10:17 pm
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How can you do work
At a time like the present?
My empty dish cries.
August 15th 2007 7:31 pm
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My human took me to the dentist yesterday. They took away my food for a whole day, put me to sleep and took away 3 of my teeth! I need those!
I was still pretty dopey when my human took me home so she wasn't allowed to feed me right away. I sat next to my dish and practiced looking really sad. I'm getting very good at it. It's a good skill. It gets me lots of Fancy Feast. I'm now on Day 1 of my week-of-nothing-but-Fancy-Feast-because-my-mouth-is-too-sens itive. I plan on milking it for all it's worth (especially now that my silly little human just read the can and realized how much she underfed me today... I will definately get some more out of this tonight...).
August 14th 2007 5:09 am
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My human took away my food last night and wouldn't give it back to me even after I sat next to my bowl all night and cried. I am so hungry.
Now she is talking about going to the vet.
I have decided that enough is enough. Therefore, I have no choice but to put my human up for adoption. I have a short blonde human free to a good home. She doesn't eat too much and keeps herself relatively clean. You'll just have to keep her out of trouble.
August 12th 2007 6:50 pm
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I am back in my appartment after my 2 week vacation in the House of the Big Fish. I need a good rest after all my great adventures in the great outdoors and exploring all the wonderful smelling fishing equipment that arrived suddenly (along with the man of the fish). I also had a lot of supervising to do: what with all the children next door and all.
My appartment was in quite the state when I got home (can you imagine what that short human could have gotten up to without me to be her voice of logic and reason?). She has made quite the mess: there are boxes EVERYWHERE and she keeps turning up with more of them and putting more stuff into them. She really is quite the odd little human. I have stopped even trying to understand her strange motives.
Speaking of strange motives, I have suddenly become the recipiant of twice daily feedings of Fancy Feast. This is quite unusual but I am reaping the benefits from these sudden changes. I have noticed that the short human has been adding stuff with a dropper to my Fancy Feast. I have considered the possibility that she might be trying to poison me. I have decided that it is unlikely as I do not believe her to have the smarts to be capable of such devious behavior. I also trust that my many years of drinking from the toilet have strengthened my immune system enough that I will be resistant to whatever it is that she is giving me.
August 12th 2007 6:39 pm
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Dear Blond Mommy,
I am indeed the Houdini of cats. I disappeared out the bottom door when the stupid human was bringing in the newspaper. But I was looking for our car and it wasn't there. Where did it go?? so I let her bring me in and feed me some Fancy Feast. Then I went off to your room for a good morning nap on the rocking chair.
I've been favoring the stupid one with my presence at night, but just imagine, Mommy. She tried to shut me out of her bedrom last night. Moi! But I soon set her straight -- I started digging my way through her bedroom door and she gave up on doing that and let me in.
Now I'm asking to go out, but it's hot out there. I want it to be cool when I lay on the grass. Make it be cool. Guess I'll go back to my chair in the window and watch for stupid dogs.
Mommy, she's not giving me nearly enough Fancy Feast. Make her buy me more Fancy feast.
Love and whisker rubs,
Casey
p.s. I really like the fishy one.
July 30th 2007 1:14 pm
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Dear Blond Mommy,
I must report on the big house (with no fish - I keep checking every time they open the fridge) and on the stupid humans you have left me with. I am keeping them amused with my game of where has the cat disappeared to now. I really had them fooled when I went for my morning sleep. They still haven't figured out where I disappeared to. And I almost managed to get out on one of them, to go supervise what people were doing in my yard with loud whippy things, but he was too fast and stopped me. Now he's doing many strange things with many things that look like suitcases. Maybe he'll take me somewhere interesting if I hang around them. I miss you, but have much serious work to do over here.
Love,
Casey
P.S. Send Fancy Feast.
July 23rd 2007 9:18 pm
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My human says I'm a hairball machine (JUST because I had 3 big ones in the past two weeks). She's just jealous because I'm prettier than her and obviously put a lot more effort into my appearance. Grooming is a full time job.
July 19th 2007 8:30 pm
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My human keeps bringing home lots and lots of boxes. Lots of fun to climb into and hide in.
I'm concerned about my human. You never know what sort of trouble she could get into with all these boxes.
Must go request my Fancy Feast before she tries to turn in.
July 17th 2007 8:45 pm
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My human got me a silly cat harness (she didn't think the dog harness she put me in to go outside the big fish house was humiliation enough).
She's put me in it twice already and taken me outside.
Let me explain about going outside. I live on the 23rd floor. Going outside requires an elevator. I HATE this elevator. It's noisy and shakes and I just want to get out of it ASAP whenever I'm in it.
Our first walk was okay. There were lots of pigeons and I had fun chasing them. The second time, I had absolutely no patience. There was lots of noise from car things going by. I really didn't care that there were birds for me to chase. I just wanted to go back in. I'm hoping my short blonde human gives it a rest and lets me rule over the world quietly from the balcony for awhile.
July 14th 2007 7:53 am
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So there I was, at the big house with the fish, when strange stuff started going on. My human and the lady who cooks fish moved my food bowls and litter box upstairs. Rather odd indeed. I just hung out on my human's bed and kept a very close eye on the situation.
You will not believe what happened next: a D-O-G turned up. I was upset yet curious. I came downstairs to investigate and the D-O-G chased me back upstairs. I ran under the bed and the D-O-G couldn't find me. Ha! And people think they're smart animals!
Obviously, as I outsmart said D-O-G, I had to demonstrate my supremacy whenever possible. I enjoy a good sessions of teasing D-O-Gs. I'd wait for people to let her outside and then would escape my from my upstairs bunker, run downstairs, sit by the window and torment her. Such fun!
I'm back in the appartment now. My human cooked porc chops last night. I obviously had to supervise that process very closely. Even with my close supervision, she set off the smoke detector 3 times (I hate the noise it makes). What would become of my sad little human without my close supervision?
July 7th 2007 9:35 am
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The other day, I got put in my bag again. I freaked out because I was NOT going to the vet.
We got in the car and drove and drove. Finally we got out and I was allowed out of my bag. We were at the house of the big fish! I got to sit in my chair and look out on the the world. I convinced the lady who cooks big fish that I get Fancy Feast EVERY MORNING and she gave me some before my short human got up. And I got to go out in the backyard twice yesterday (one time in a stupid dog harness that I wiggled right out of and once without it with my short blonde human following me around). I like the house of the big fish.
July 4th 2007 5:50 pm
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This morning my bum was really sore from my needles at the vet.
I cuddled up to short blonde human when her alarm went off and then refused to get up off the bed. She had to make the bed around me. I didn't even get up to see what she was doing when she was cleaning out the fridge.
I thought she was looking a little worried when my bowl was still full when she came home tonight. I figured I should probably eat when she offered me some Fancy Feast instead of my regular dry food. I mean, I don't want to worry her too much.
July 3rd 2007 5:16 pm
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I was sitting on the couch, making myself beautiful as usual and minding my own business when my short blonde human suddenly scooped me up and tried to put me in the carrier.
I'm a slippery kitty when it comes to the carrier so did my usual squirm and slip out several times before she got me inside. Short blonde human then took me to the vet. I knew things were going to be bad when we came in the door and a big yellow dog jumped up and started barking at my carrier. Not fun! I told my human she should take me home but she wouldn't listen.
The vet herself would have been very nice - if it weren't for the needles in my bum and the poking at my teeth. She told my human I'd have to come back so that she could do a thorough job of poking at my teeth and maybe even take one out! I don't think I am in total agreement with that plan. My short human says that I'll get to eat nothing but Fancy Feast for 10 whole days. That sounds good but I"m thinking there's a catch.
July 2nd 2007 12:32 pm
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Well, here I was logging in to pout about how unloved I was and here I am a Catster diary of the day. I do feel much better.
My human had a friend over the other night for supper and (you will not believe it!) he does not like cats. I was my normal sweet and loveable self (okay, maybe coughing up that hairball in front of him wasn't the smoothest move I could make but otherwise I was wonderful) and he just did not like me. He wouldn't even let me sit of the couch with him. The nerve of him! I mean, it's my couch not his!
My short blonde human in going to hear about this. She owes me big time Fancy Feast for the emotional damages endured (AND as a reward for being such a talented diarist - look out Bridget Jones!).
June 30th 2007 8:29 am
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...foiled again.
My short human was doing very strange things this morning (she always does strange things, that's why I have to supervise: I keep her out of trouble).
She took the mattress and box spring off the bed. The bedroom was like a war zone. I had to walk all the way around the mattress to inspect what she was doing. Then she started doing strange things with that large role of tape of hers. And then she got out the vacuum cleaner (and I got out of there, thinking it would be best to supervise this activity from the other room).
When I returned to inspect what had happened, the bed was reassembled and my box spring hidey-hole was gone. Gone!
This is terrible! I must avenge my hidey-hole. But how? How? Must plot this carefully...
June 29th 2007 9:34 am
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There are bugs on the balcony. They come out at night and I go crazy. Darned screen keeps us apart. I try not to let it stop me and jump and swat anyways. Last night my claw got caught during my bug chase. I had to cry to get short blonde human's attention and get her to rescue me. She laughed at me but she wasn't impressed because I made a hole in the new screen. I don't see the problem. It's not a big hole. I can't fit through it so it certainly isn't a useful hole.
June 27th 2007 5:41 pm
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I made myself my own door to the balcony, seeing as short human doesn't give me enough quality balcony time. I discovered that if I push on the screen on the window, I can push just enough space to squeeze out.
I did that the other night when it was dark out so short human didn't even see me get out (I am so devious in my ways). Unfortunately, I couldn't find my way back in. Short blonde human was pretty surprised when she heard me meow for entry. She was also kind of mad.
She went out with her tape and sealed up my personal exit.
And then today, after short blonde human went away, strange men came into the appartment. I showed them where the Fancy Feast was but they wouldn't listen to me. They then went to my screen door, took off silly short human's tape and then took apart the whole screen door. At this point, I hid under the bed. It was a little scary.
Now my screen door has been replaced and I can not get out onto the balcony all by myself. I am rather miffed by this whole situation. It is impairing my world supervision skills.
June 26th 2007 1:22 pm
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We have a new thing. I have to share floor-space with it and I don't like it.
It's really hot today and the short human said she'd put out a fan for me. It seemed like an okay idea until she turned it on. I don't like it.
She left me alone with it. I was so scared, I had a poo right next to the fan thing.
Short human wasn't impressed with my poo when she got home but I think she's realized that I've had a bad day. I'm keeping an eye on this fan thing. I don't trust it.
June 25th 2007 7:23 pm
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I got a blankie. It's got catnip in it. I like to roll on it and inhale. Mmmm... Snarf... Snarf... Snarf...
June 24th 2007 5:05 pm
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I did a lot of exploring today.
First was the storage room. I had to see if there were more catnip mice hiding. I have mastered the art of climbing on top of my litter box and pawing through boxes. I am rather proud of myself for that.
Next I had to figure out what the funny little human was doing. She was playing with sticks and string. Naturally, I had to sit on the backrest on the sofa and supervise over her shoulder. If anyone was wonderiring, the sticks are also good to chew on.
Then I got out on the balcony. Wow, I can see lots of birds from there. And everything down below looks really really close. I stuck my head through the barrier to get a good look at the birds and that crazy little blonde human started freaking out and make me go back inside. Yeesh. Could someone give her some cat nip or something?
June 23rd 2007 2:05 pm
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I know that you know
There is wet food in the fridge
I would like it please
June 21st 2007 5:27 pm
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My observations suggest that my short blonde human really isn't that bright. Yesterday, she installed our air conditioner. She sure looked funny trying to tape that vent to the window (especially when she got it all taped up and then discovered it was backwards). She really has to pay more attention to my supervision.
I do like the airconditioner. It makes purring noises and blows cold air at you. Very nice to sit in front of.
I have a new favorite activity: the couch gives me a front row view of the pigeons on my balcony. I like pigeon watching. It's hard work though.
Short blonde human gave me Fancy Feast today. I made her feel guilty for leaving me alone for 12 hours. Guilt is my new best friend.
June 19th 2007 7:32 am
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There is a stash of catnip mice on the top shelf in the storage closet. I found them all by myself.
They're awesome.
Got munchies.
Then must dose.
Ah.
June 18th 2007 8:34 pm
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So, here I am, displaced from my house with the big cushy couches and all the fish and the humans who like to chase birds.
The short human snuck up on me yesterday, while I was cozy on the rocking chair, and tried to stuff me into my carrier. As the Houdini-cat, it was my job to not make things easy for her and I slipped out several times. Finally she out-did me (no, I mean, I let her win) and put me in the car and drive for a long time. Then she took me on an elevator and we went up and up and up and then something strange happened and the doors didn't open and we went down and down and down and had to go up and up and up again. Needless to say, my patience was starting to run a little thin.
So, here I am, my new place. The furnature sucks (nothing's cushy enough and the only chair with potential has this weird unstable hammock thing going for it). Hiding places are pretty good (short blonde human doesn't like me hiding in her closet or inside the box spring but I really don't think she has a choice). Lots of windows to peer out of which is good but we're too high up to see my supervision of the universe in action. I have easy access to the food closet (another issue short blonde human and I have different opinions on) and I did get some Fancy Feast last night to help me deal with the trauma, tonight I seem to be expected to eat the dry stuff (hello? traumatized displaced kitty here, needing Fancy Feast).
June 17th 2007 10:33 am
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I have yet to get any more Fancy Feast, but not for lack of trying.
Short blonde human is packing lots of in her car. My food and rattle mice are in a big box. I am observing this closely. It is mildly distressing. Now she seems to be doing strange things to my litter box. Whaaa???
June 17th 2007 8:15 am
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Yesterday, I had lots of humans come over to worship me.
They petted me and cuddled me. I didn't chase after Jim, my allergic boyfriend as much this time (he is one of my favorite humans though - I think he just likes to play hard-to-get).
And best of all, they brought me some Fancy Feast!!! I inhaled it, it was so yummy. However, I know the humans' secret. I know that they only gave me half a can. Therefore, I was very patient this morning and waited until the short blonde human got up (the man-who-gives-me-milk and the lady-who-cooks-big-fish have been away chasing birds: that sounds like fun, I kept trying to climb into their suitcases because I wanted to go chase birds with them). Anyhow, I led the short blonde human to the refridgerator (love the refridgerator) and screamed for Fancy Feast. She has yet to give me any but I will be persistant.
Short blonde human is doing stuff with a suitcase. I must go investigate these activities.
June 15th 2007 7:15 pm
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I feel you should know
That my food bowl is empty
It makes me so sad.
June 14th 2007 10:03 pm
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No fish lately. No peering cats to report. Humans requiring little supervision as of late.
Have been keeping busy plotting ways to get into the basement. Must figure out way to reach door knob as humans have been useless and not obeying my commands to let me in. It is dreadful having short legs...
June 12th 2007 7:24 pm
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Hello world!
I figured that now that I have learned how to turn on the computer and type, I should use my newly found skills to document my memoirs and keep in touch with all my friends and adoring fans.
I am currently residing in a large house with lots of fish. The fish fascinate me. They are kept in the refridgerator (oh, I do like that refridgerator: I feel the great need to examine its contents every time it is opened) and then cooked. The cooking is an elaborate process which I must supervise very closely (humans really do need very close supervision for these sorts of activities). I wasn't as impressed with the actual fish eating (it was served to me in little bits on a piece of tin foil - talk about lack of class!).
I must get back to my guard duty. There is a cat who likes to look in on me through the sliding glass door. It makes me uneasy. I have been away from my post for too long. You never know what could happen to the universe when I am not there to keep it in line.
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