A day in the life of a vampire kitty
July 19th 2007 1:53 pm
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Help! I've been catnapped! That tom human brought some little humanlings home and everything was fine and we were playing and the next thing I knew I got stuck in this stinky crate and put into this big thing with wheels and I told them I wanted out but all they did me was give me turkey. Ok, maybe that part wasn't so bad. In fact, it started getting pretty good with all those little humanlings giving me more and more turkey. I fell asleep actually. And then they took me out into this big new house, and I got away and I found a nice dark bed to hide under. But then they pulled out the turkey again, and I swear I couldn't help myself. I mean it WAS turkey. All you kitties out there understand, right? But then, they didn't show me where the litter poop place was, so I showed them all. Right on the couch, right in the middle of the blanket? You all know that trick? Got there attention that's for sure. Well, they set me up a real nice poop place that I have all to myself now. They even put some of my poop in it for me so I could find it easier. I thanked them immediately by finishing the job I had started. So then of course...more TURKEY! You know what mom? If you ever want to see your kitty again, you may just have to come and get me yourself. Bring LOTS of turkey. Did I mention the turkey? You'll find me fast asleep on top of one of several little humanlings.
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