Sheesh.

I can't believe the kid's got the diary of the day. As if people don't already gush over how cute she is, she gets more attention.

Look, I don't want attention, except from Daddy.

I just want tuna. When's it gonna be "Feed Torii Tuna Day"?

My bowl is EMPTY

I just want to point out that my bowl is EMPTY and there is NO FOOD IN MY BOWL. This is obviously due to the fact that I have NOT BEEN GIVEN ENOUGH FOOD TO GET ME THROUGH THE DAY, and it is making me very crabby, and I am going to jump on the counter and chew up the paper towels and then I'm going to bug Gilda and then I'm going to run around meowing and then I'm going to...

Actually, just talking about all that has made me tired. I'm going to take a little nap, but when I wake up, watch out!