The big huge world...

Today was very scary for me. One of my people decided to take me outside, at first I though oh goody I can finally get those birds I been watching through the window. Then she put this evil thing on me that she called a harness. I tried and tried to get it off but it wouldnt budge, but it was ok after she picked me up. She put this long string attached to my back and we went out the door and down the stairs, then she put me in this green stuff and I immediately ran up her leg. She tried to tell me it was ok but all I could do was tell her I was scared over and over again until I saw one of those nasty birds then I forgot all about the grass and being scared.

I really think its good that I get over this fear of being outside, afterall eventually I will rule the world. This is my plan at least. I have already got the chair!

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