I am so smart

so I have this cone thing around my neck cuz I was fixed, or atlest thats what my doggie brother said Mommy and Daddy were saying....I just ate my dinner and I reallt just want to wash my face....I cant get my paws in there...the I remembered I had a tail, so I washed that and wrapped it around me and the rubbed my face on it...all washed!! Now I know why I have a tail, well besides to chase...I will have to tell Bailey, cuz he has a cone too and is freaking out cux he cant wash his face after he eats....