January 28th 2011 11:47 am
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I've been tagged by the lovely ♥ Nina ♥

I'm supposed to tell you 5 things my humans do that annoy me. (This is going to be my "Post-Surgical" Tag.)
**If you want to play, consider yourself "tagged" by me and I'd love to read your answers on your diary.

1. What is with this cone? Don't think for a moment that because it's clear it's ok. My head has a HUGE and nearly unnavigable circumference. Additionally, I look like a dork. Thanks...

2. Why won't you let me lick at my incision? I'm a cat, I naturally want to lick myself. Besides, as it heals it itches. You are "escalating" in the ways that you devise to torture me.

3. Do NOT think that I am ever going to reveal to you again that I'm in any kind of pain.
A year and a half ago, it hurt to pee and I woke up in the Tortury with an ache and a "sewn up belly." This year, my leg hurt and again I woke up in the Tortury with another ache, another sewing and WITHOUT A LEG!

4. I like the crate you've provided for me... Except when I DON'T. ...and when I want out. I'm not joking. I WANT OUT !!!

5. A little PRIVACY, Please. Since I've come home from the Tortury, you have *hovered* over me every minute that I'm out of the crate. If it's not both of you hovering, it's one or the other. Additionally? Is it really necessary that my litter box *offerings* be so diligently monitored? How would you like that? Maybe I'll start that with you.

Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

January 28th 2011 at 11:55 am

This is wonderful - I love it! Now cats everywhere know the TRUTH - that we're not just "going for a ride"! We're more likely to come back without some body part that we had before(with me it was my kitten-maker)! You cut right thru the heart of the great conspiracy! Thank you. prrrrp, Tink

Purred by: ♥ Tasha ♥ (Catster Member)

January 28th 2011 at 1:08 pm

Poor Sweets~ it's just not fair what you have been through...

xoxoxo Tasha

Purred by: Sobe (Catster Member)

January 28th 2011 at 3:32 pm

As far as "litterbox monitoring' goes...

There are no interior doors in this trailer,so whenever Dad Guy goes to use the bathroom,I go in too & use the litterbox,even if it's just a squirt.

Gotta make sure everything is normal with him...

Purred by: ishtar *proud wobnapt* (Catster Member)

January 29th 2011 at 2:01 am

*sigh* you're really a good example that we cats can be too patient!!! i hope that your prison and torture time will end soon. oh, and you CANNOT look like a dork - it's always the mean person who tries to minimize you who looks stupid ;)