Tonight I have decided that my human is not going to sleep. I don't want her to, so she isn't going to. I'm going to have the best night ever! There are toys I never realized could make so much noise. I'm happy to have finally discovered them. After she moved the boxes away from me since I decided it was satisfying to hear them rip apart, I moved on to the cat toy with the bell. My sister has gotten tired, but I'm still ready to go. I think right now is the time to cause a rukus as it is 3 am (as my human informed me, less than politely)

I decided to jump into this cool looking long box but it turned out that it was actually completely empty and so I fell maybe five or six feet into it, and spent the remainder of that time scratching and jumping my way out. I can usually jump 5 or 6 feet easily but this time it was tricky since the sides of the box went up another foot with flaps of carboard. so I was reaching but nothing was happening. And my lazy human didn't help me untill at least thirty seconds later. Some kind of garbage about trying to sleep. If I'm not sleeping why does she think she can? Meow. Ridiculous.

My dream is to get into the closet my human puts all my loud noisy stuff in at night and just play in there all night long, but she would never let it happen. But one day... when she least expects it, I'll be there, and I'll wait untill around this time to start playing. she tells me Im a great alarm clock. Catally I would have to say that I am not as good as Cocoa because I've seen her meow right in the humans ear bright and early in the morning for no reason other then attention. It was brilliant. At least I always get some food out of the deal. I think it's time for a catnap. purr.

Introduction.

You may hear things about me. Silly things. I'm cleverer then I get credit for. I'm just a playful kind of girl, so sue me. I can look at you and see through your soul, but yes, that ball of string is intriguing. And yes, I will still fall for the "biting my own tail" routine, but only because I see the joy it brings you people. You are simple folk, and I aim to please. Why not entertain you. It results in more effortless grooming for me. I should not be marginalized just because I look at the world through rose coloured glasses. I'm young, and I'm free, and in closing, girls just wanna have fun. meow, meow, meow. So ignore the other cats, and what they say, they lie.