The Writings of the Divine Miss P.

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Snail Mail

October 11th 2007 8:13 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my, how slow can the mail be? Ages ago mother ordered Shutterfly photo books for me and my undeserving bro. They arrived in about two weeks. With the purchases she was entitled to a whole whack of free photo prints. Well I selected my most beautiful shots for printing and Sullivan selected his. Mother ordered them at the beginning of August. They finally arrived today, 2 months later!!!

I suspect some customs agent had opened the package and was so smitten by my photos that he decided to hold onto them for awhile so he could revel in my beauty. Mother says they probably shipped them by freighter via Cape Horn. Sullivan just scratched his ear and couldn't think of an explanation. My bro is such a deep thinker. NOT!

Speaking of Sullivan he claims he was a Diary pick today. What nonsense. He can't even write coherently. Stop fibbing, little bro, your nose is gonna start growing and you'll look like an anteater.

Later kitties! Gotta go look at my pics.


Rescued !!

October 9th 2007 7:31 pm
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I'm so happy to report that Wilbur has been found! My poor little mousie was stuffed under the stove by my wicked brother yesterday. Mother rescued him for me. I had so much fun smacking him around and chewing him this evening. Wilbur is a wonderful playmate!

Keep your paws off my mousie, Sullivan, or I'll have to smack you too!

Later kitties! I have to go tell Wilbur a bedtime story.


Happy Thanksgiving !!

October 8th 2007 9:42 am
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Happy Thanksgiving to all you Canadian kitties out there! May your day be filled with lots of treats and turkey!

I'm very thankful for having found a new home this year. Even though Sullivan is here it sure is WAY better than being stuck in a cage at the Humane Society. Oooo, I tremble at the thought! While mother can be a bit trying at times I think I'll keep her.

My oh my oh my I was so thrilled this morning. After breakfast mother presented me wit a gift! Yes!!! It's a brand new furry mousie who I have named Wilbur. Unfortunately, before I had barely got a good sniff at him, Sullivan snatched up my mousie and ran off with him! Now I can't find my Wilbur anywhere. *sniff*

Later kitties! I have a mouse to catch.


Pony Up

October 7th 2007 7:34 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my! I got my Thanksgiving turkey today and I am stuffed! Yummy yum yum!

Right now I'm stamping my little paw waiting for my gift. Sullivan got a Yeoww catnip cigar that he's been slobbering over for a couple of days now. It's really quite a disgusting sight to see him with it.

So where is MY present, mother? It's not my anniversary or birthday or any such thing but surely my mere presence in this house warrants at least a small token of appreciation. You agree, don't you kitties?

My favourite green mousie is looking a little ragged. How about a replacement? I could always use a few new spongy balls too. I'm not fussy. Any present will do. But you better pony up now, mother, or I just may leave a little cadeau for you in your shoe!

Later kitties! I'm off to press my case.


Marvellous News

September 18th 2007 2:41 pm
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I'm floating on air this afternoon. Oh my oh my oh my, yes I am!

Mother came home this aft and without a word of warning whisked me up and shoved me into my carrier. "We're going to the vet, Pansy", she said. The trip there was terrifying. All I could hear were the mournful wails of a cat in distress. I have no idea where the sounds were coming from. Mother said they were coming from my carrier but she was obviously mistaken. I'm a very brave kitty, and as I've mentioned in the past, always in complete control of my emotions.

When mother first brought me to my new home she took me to the vet for a checkup and blood work to make sure I was healthy and wouldn't infect my bro with something. Can you believe that? Today was a followup visit to see about having some shots and teeth cleaning that the doctor at the time had suggested.

Today we saw a different vet at the clinic and guess what, kitties? I don't need my teeth cleaned right now and best of all - I'VE LOST HALF A POUND!!
He says my weight is fine! Mother said I feel heavy when she picks me up but the doctor just gave her that look, the same one I've been giving her. You know it. It's the one that says 'maybe you should sign up at the gym and build up your muscles a tad, lady'.

The only bad thing that happened was the rabies shot I had to get. Mother is very leary about vaccinations because she lost her very first kitty to VAS. However, we have had bats here flying around at night this summer. Mother says she hasn't seen this since she was a little kid. Just this past week a rabid bat was reported in the city so mother said I had to get the rabies vaccination.
But I tell you it was worth the shot just to hear that I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT!!

Later kitties! Gotta go and celebrate.


A Fantasy Come True ??

September 12th 2007 1:34 pm
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OH MY CAT!!! I think HE was HERE!!!

I've been in a fog all day. I can't think clearly. I'm so feverish and giddy.
OMC!!! I think my wildest fantasy has been realized!!!
If not, I can still dream it's true and I am going to do just that!

Another mysterious rosette. With two turtles dancing. A tango perhaps?
It was signed, simply, 'Z'. Oh my oh my oh my. I can hardly bring myself to write the word. Could 'Z' be, could he be..... OMC!!! Could 'Z' be......ZORRO????????????

I've been in old California dancing with HIM all day in my head.

OMC!!! I'm gonna faint before I finish my entry....OMC!!!, ZOR...



We Got It

September 5th 2007 2:36 pm
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I'm just shivering with excitement! Our special Shutterfly book came today. It's so cute. It looks just like a story book should. And inside, my oh my oh my. So many pictures of our wonderful, handsome and beautiful friends.

I'm quite put out with mother right now. There's a certain picture, I won't tell you which one, that gives me goosebumps. Oh, I feel faint just thinking of it. Well, mother caught me staring at said photo and she yanked the book right out from under my paws! Can you believe it? She said I was drooling on the page and was going to ruin the album!

I do not drool, mother. I'm a refined, mature kitty who is always in control of her emotions. If there was drool on the book I'm sure it was something Sullivan did. He was pawing through it earlier. And there are pictures of his Smudgelet in there.

Later kitties! Have to figure out a way to sneak another peek at our photo book.


Again !!

August 31st 2007 7:18 pm
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The mysterious 'Guess Who' was back! He left another message on my shoutbox. He told me I have a beautiful tummy and he has butterflies in his eyes!!! What??? Wait, I'm so flustered by my poetic admirer that I got that backwards.

Whoever could this be??? I know he's handsome 'cause there isn't a male kitty on Catster that isn't except my bro, of course.

Reveal yourself Guess Who!!!

Ooooohh, I'm getting all tingly again. I must retire to my bed to ponder this.

Later kitties!


Another Mystery !!

August 30th 2007 7:09 pm
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Oh my, oh my, oh my! Another mysterious visitor to my page!

He (I assume it must be a he) calls himself 'Guess Who'. He's a poet. He says I'm cute. He says he loves me!
Loves me like a friend? Loves me like catnip?? Loves me romantically???
Oh, I think my little heart just skipped a beat!

Tell me more Guess Who. Reveal yourself! I must know if your intentions are honourable!

Later kitties! I have a mystery to solve.


It Has Arrived !!

August 23rd 2007 2:26 pm
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Mee-OW!! My Shutterfly photo book came today. I insisted mother make one for me as she had already done one for Sullivan. Oh, you should see it! It's full of pictures of me - close ups, action shots, pictures of me sleeping! Such a lovely and permanent testament to my beauty! I've been going through it over and over again. I could never tire of looking at myself.

Even Sullivan was excited by my book's arrival but that was only because mother allowed him to chew on the cardboard box it came in. I know she means well but I really wish she wouldn't encourage his juvenile behaviour. Don't expect me to help you clean up the mess he made, mother.

My bro and I are now working on a marvelous new project. Shutterfly is offering a free photo book again so mother has allowed us to make up another one. It will be full of wonderful pictures including a very, very, very special one. Oh, I'm getting giddy and faint just thinking about it!

I better go grab my bro by the ear so we can get back to working on our book.

Later kitties!

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