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Birthday Presents!!

March 25th 2008 5:14 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my! The postman brought me birthday presents today from my wonderful friend, *Scooter*. She sent me a very cute card and a beautiful photo of herself. There was also a gorgeous leopard skin cuddle log and a pink catnip pillow. Now this just wasn't any catnip pillow. No way. It was a YEOWWW catnip pillow. Mmmmmmmm...Yeowww catnip!

Unfortunately, Sullivan was also around while I was opening my gifts. Unfortunately, Sullivan is very stealthy, and agile and quick. Unfortunately he snatched up my wonderful Yeoww catnip pillow and had a good go at it before I got to play with it. Why would he do that? That pillow was PINK. Boys shouldn't have pink toys. Sullivan is just a girly boy that's all. Did you hear that Smudge?
At least he's leaving my cuddle log alone. I have been snoozing on it already. *giggles*

Thank you sooo much for the great prezzies, Scooter! I love 'em!

Later kitties! Gotta go post some pics.


Time for Goodbyes

March 23rd 2008 11:53 am
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Oh my oh my oh my. Hope everykitty is having a very Happy Easter today.

I'm a bit sad because my vacation in London is almost over. I have to go home tomorrow. I have had such a wonderful time here. Yesterday my Robert and I and my new friends, the duchess and Nigel the grenadier, stole a double decker bus and we went for a tour of the city and the countryside beyond. It was such fun! I also enjoyed having a vehicle to drive again. I've been without one since that EVIL Boogers wrecked my beautiful little red car. Today, Hondo surprised us by showing up and taking us on an Easter egg and onion hunt. I was a little overwhelmed by it all and am still recovering from the fumes. *giggles*

Tonight I'll be spending some quiet time with my Robert then it's off to the airport tomorrow for the trip back home. *sigh*

Later kitties!


Happy Easter, Happy Spring

March 21st 2008 8:43 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my! I'm writing this from London where me and my Robert are on holiday. I hope every kitty is having as wonderful an Easter weekend as we are.

I was so surprised last week on my birthday when Sullivan gave me an all expenses paid trip to London. He even paid for Robert's transportation down from Liverpool, too. I have no idea where he got the money from. Maybe it has something to do with that funny machine he has hidden in the basement. He's down there a lot doing SOMETHING whenever mother goes out. He only paid for a one way ticket for me, though. Hmmmm....

My Robert and I are having so much fun. We've gone for long romantic walks and we've been to the zoo. They have the most fearsome and strange animals there. We've had tea with a real Duchess, too. She's a little bit touched, if you know what I mean, but a charming old lady just the same. Last night we went to a quaint little pub for dinner. I got involved in a chug-a-lug contest with some of the patrons there. I drank them all under the tables, though, and won the trophy! Today my Robert and I visited Buckingham Palace. You know, it's not true that those British Grenadier guys never smile. You just gotta know where to tickle them. *giggles*.

Oh, I can't wait to see what my Robert has planned for us tomorrow.

Later kitties!


A Pawsome Birthday

March 16th 2008 6:31 am
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Oh my oh my oh my! I had the most pawsome 10th birthday yesterday. It started with my most favourite food for breakfast - Wellness canned chicken and herring. Yummy yum yum! Then mother gave me my present, a catnip apple, which I showed absolutely no interest in. *giggles*

When I checked out Catster I found that Boogers and bros were throwing a surprise birthday pawty for me. Holy catnip! I had no idea. Thanks soooo much guys! Thanks also to Rocky Ann and Diego for helping with the pawty setup. You kitties are the bestest!! Boogers made me the cutest picture for my birthday, too.

The pawty had a fabulous turnout and I want to thank all these kitties for dropping by with their birthday wishes:
Boogers, Mittens, Hondo, Fido, Tiskers, Diego, Rocky Ann, Eve, Oliver, Snowmitts, Kashmere, Cocoa, Jaspurr, Aspen, Picasso, Biscotti, Ele', Gimme, Ambrogino, Calvin, Samoa, Sugar, Spunky, Gleek, Violet, Allie, Miles, Phoebe, Murray, Teebo, Scooter (the meezer), Nikko, Scooter (the raggie), Oly, Luci, Sawyer, Smudge, Bob (my Robert), Sammie, Kiki, Alex, Raymond-Maxpower-Nelson Festa, Busby-Renee-Graham, Elizabeth-Ann, and Tessa.
I hope you all had fun and lots of food.

I received oodles of beautiful rosies, stars and gifties, too. I'll be thanking all of you kitties purrsonally for those. Thank you all soo much!

And finally, my Tom finally appeared. Yes he is real! Most of you know him by the name, *Bob*, but I call him my Robert. *giggles* He asked me to be his girlfriend. Oh, I'm all a-tingle just remembering that moment!

I think I'll spend most of today just sleeping and dreaming about my Robert.

Later kitties!


Wowza! I'm Calvin's Pal of the Week!!

March 9th 2008 2:18 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my! My birthday week has started in the most furtastically pawsome way. I found out this morning that Calvin has made me his Pal of the Week! Thank you soooo much Calvin. This is quite an honour.

Calvin is a very handsome kitty and a very dapper dresser. He's also very nice and gentlemanly, too. Not an ounce of EVIL in him, like some boy kitty whom we all know. This is just for you, Calvin: *SMOOCH*

Speaking of EVIL, have you all seen the cute pictures that Boogers has been making for his family and friends? He has become quite the artiste. Purrsonally, kitties, I think his bro, Hondo, has actually been doing the artwork and Boogers is just taking the credit. I mean, could anykitty really believe that Boogers has talent? *cough*

Later kitties!


All A-Tingle

March 1st 2008 12:14 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my!! I'm all a-tingle. I heard from Tom today!!!!!! He sent me a lovely gift of chocolates along with a beautiful message full of promise.

Tom says he'll be here for my birthday and says he has something to ask me. *gasp* Whatever could that be??? Oh, my little heart is skipping beats. Yes it is!
But Tom, I'll understand if you can't make it in time for my birthday on the 15th.
It's the thought that counts and I can wait...a little bit longer.

Oh, I'm so happy. I feel that romance is in the air again! *giggles*

Later kitties!


Sinister Happenings

February 24th 2008 10:30 am
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Oh my oh my oh my! I received a VERY sinister rosette from an Anonymous sender. It contained a large picture of an incredibly EVIL looking onion along with these very chilling words: 'I'm watching you'.

OMC!! I am feeling so vulnerable. Am I being stalked by an EVIL onion? Is he watching my every move? We all know that onions and garlic are not good for us kitties. What does this portend????

Has any other kitty had to deal with this? What should I do? What to do? Oh my oh my oh my!!! If any kitty has seen an onion or onion-looking creature around please let me know immediately!

Later kitties! I have a sudden craving for chili that I need to take care of.


Tom Time

February 17th 2008 4:44 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my! Valentines Day was a flop. No Tom! BUT I know who Tom is and I also know he has a most excellent reason for not showing. Romance is still possible! *happy sigh*

Now if Tom doesn't show up for my birthday next month he will be in BIG trouble. I know of at least two kitties who have threatened to SIT on him if he fails to materialize. Oh, I would be very worried Tom! Best come forward my little snookums! *giggles*

Later kitties! Gotta go dream the happy dreams!


Romantic? Not!!

February 8th 2008 5:20 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my! Somekitty named Anonymous but claiming to be my Tom just left me a rosette. Was it a beautiful red rose or pair of smoochy lips? No! It was a blue ribbon. Just like the ones they award to old Bossy the cow at a summer fair!

He left a message along with the blue ribbon. Was it a declaration of his undying love for me? Were they words of passion that made me blush? No!!!! He said...he said..."Say hi to Boogers for me." *HOLY GROWLIES*!!!!!!

Later kitties! I'm gonna go "say-hi-to-Boogers". Oh yes I am!!!


Doin' the Happy Dance

January 31st 2008 4:30 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my!! I think mother needs a vacation. I used the litter box this morning and she started doin' the happy dance when I was finished. It was quite a sad spectacle, actually.

The cause of mother's euphoria was the fact that for the first time since I was sick last December, my poopies were normal. Fine with me, mother, if that kind of thing floats your boat. I'm much too refined a lady to go peeking in the litter box for my jollies. Thank goodness it was garbage pick-up day today. Otherwise, I fear mother may have been tempted to keep my output as a memento of this apparently joyous occasion. Eeeeeewww!!!!

Later kitties!

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