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Missed Opportunities

January 22nd 2014 3:37 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother was sooo cranky yesterday. She wouldn't even let us snuggle with her at bed time. She was a tossin' and a turnin' so much there was no way we could settle down in one place. She says she got maybe a couple hours sleep in total. Oh my.

Mother wasn't cranky about Catster or anything like that. She uses other words to describe her feelings in that department. A proper lady such as myself would never utter such things. Oh my no. Nope, mother was all cranky 'cause she had the mother of all toothaches. Again, she used other, naughty words to describe her tooth. This morning she realized she had an abscess so off to the dentist she went.

I think she's gonna be cranky again tonight 'cause the abscess never had a chance to pop on its own. The dentist had to slice and dice it at his office. All the anesthetic he used hasn't completely worn off yet...

Oh my. Mother got antibiotics that she has to take THREE times a day and some painkillers to take as required. OMC!!! THINK OF ALL THAT CHEEZ WHIZ SHE COULD BE HAVING EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!! But you know what she says? She says, "I don't need Cheez Whiz to take my pills." HOLY CATNIP!! There is something seriously wrong with her. All that Cheez Whiz that could be.
*SIGH*

Later kitties!

 
 

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Purred by: Murray DB #36a (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2014 at 1:26 am

Yikes! There's nothing worse than a terrible toothache! Poor Mother. Glad she went to the dentist and got it taken care of. Will Nurse Pansy be on the job?
Purred by: Pansy (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2014 at 2:27 am

Mother says she doesn't want Nurse Pansy within 10 miles of her. I wonder why not???
Purred by: Minuette (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2014 at 7:41 am

Lactose intolerance? Seriously, my Mom takes those pill thingies by the handful for what what she says are necessary reasons, but I can't figure out for the 9 lives of me why anyone would consent to do that without being forced? Silly hoomins . . .
Purred by: ☀ Travis DIT 62 ☀ (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2014 at 9:20 am

She may not NEED cheez whiz, but why not enjoy it?
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2014 at 6:08 pm

Can't you just grab your pliers and pull out her tooth? I thought you were a nurse!
Purred by: Daenerys (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2014 at 7:34 pm

Ouch! Hope she recovers okay. Look at it this way. If your Mom doesn't need Cheez Whiz to take her pills, that means there's more for you!
Purred by: Minuette (Catster Member)

January 24th 2014 at 2:05 am

Newman, remember the part about opposable thumbs? Besides, Nurse Pansy can think of much better ways to tortu . . . um, attend her.
Purred by: Boogers (Catster Member)

January 24th 2014 at 7:08 pm

Does she get whiz???


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