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Terrible Horrible News! OMC!

April 12th 2012 4:27 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Someone SAVE ME, PLEASE!!! Save me from the EVIL that is mother. OMC!!!

Last year mother announced that a new house was gonna be built next door. Holy Catnip! It was scary at first but me and my bros got used to the noise pretty quick so all in all it wasn't too bad an experience. And the nice man who tore down the existing house did let me play with his backhoe... :)

Well, I guess mother was disappointed that we weren't as upset as she thought we would be so she's gonna make up for it this year. OMC!! She says she's gonna have the kitchen renovated. NOOOOOO!!! She's bringing that scary stuff right into MY home! OMC!!! I'll never survive this. OMC!!!

Mother says she wishes she could put us off site somewhere while the work gets done but it's gonna take a few weeks and she says we're gonna get extremely stressed out if she boards us someplace for that long. Soooo...the less stressful choice seems to be for us to stay put. OMC!!!! If there's no kitchen where's our food gonna come from? I'm gonna starve! Someone SAVE ME!! HELP!!!

Later kitties! OMC!!!

 
 

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Purred by: Boogers (Catster Member)

April 12th 2012 at 4:41 pm

As long as she builds a "cat storage" for all the Chicken/Herring YOU WILL HAVE at your wish and command, it'll be worth it!
Purred by: ZOEY (Catster Member)

April 12th 2012 at 6:30 pm

Oh no!! Your Mother better make this up to you. Kovo is welcome to come stay with us during the renovation. I don't want his handsome fur to get mussed. Oh, of course you too Pansy and Sully.

Mom and Dad want to do work on our house too but need to do more than the kitchen. What Mom would like to do is move into an apartment for a month while the work is being done. But so far they haven't done anymore than think about it. I agree less stressful to just stay put.

How exciting for your Mother!!
Purred by: Rose (Catster Member)

April 12th 2012 at 6:50 pm

What horrible news. Your Mom better give you lots of chicken/herring to make up for it.
Purred by: littleboy (Catster Member)

April 12th 2012 at 10:50 pm

Oh man err I mean ok cats that is awful oh we cats to not like change and all that strange noise and scents tooo! Take care of you demand some cat nip and try to stay nipped up. :)
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

April 13th 2012 at 12:09 am

I'm sure you'll still be getting your food. Maybe you should demand extra because of all the stress.
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

April 13th 2012 at 7:42 am

You can come visit me, chickie!
Purred by: Laura W

April 13th 2012 at 8:13 am

de SS dude be on de way rite now with provizionz oh plentee N a free ticket ta trout towerz pansy for ewe, sullivan N kovo...ewe be welcome ta stay az long as ya want

N all we gotta say iz by de time that kitshun be done ther better bee 5 frigeratorz in there....one for each N a spare

ore 3 for ewe N one for kovo N sullivan each....course ya could knock out one wall N make it like de grocery storez frozen foodz aisle....

wall aquarium wood look nice two....

while they bee at it tell em ta install a free feeder that hold 850 pounds oh kibble....it could come down a chute that runs cross de ceiling....kinda like de water ride at de park...
Purred by: Sawyer (Catster Member)

April 13th 2012 at 8:32 am

MOL MOL MOL! But Dude-ess...think of all the fancy new stuff you can walk all over and sit on when it's done!!!

I think you should go live with Boogers while the kitchen is all messed up!
Purred by: Pansy (Catster Member)

April 13th 2012 at 4:08 pm

Oh my. Thanks for all your offers of accommodation, kitties. I'll start planning my itinerary now. Sullivan and Kovo can make their own arrangements. I'll work my way east to west. I'll stay a week with each of you who offered to take me in. Oh my. Maybe I'll decide to stay permanently with one of you.
Mwahaahaa!!!

Tabbies, I hope mother hires you as the kitchen designer. IF I decide to return home that kitchen you meow of sounds fabulous!
:)
Purred by: Pearl (Catster Member)

April 21st 2012 at 6:36 pm

You're always welcome here Miss P. We need another girl around here to even things out. Better yet, bring Princess and we can have these boys whipped into shape in no time. Mwahaahaa!


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