March 15th 2012 3:52 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. It's my birthday today and mother RUINED it! I'm putting myself up for adoption right this minute!
It's not like she forgot it was my special day. When mother woke up this morning and saw me she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. I could have done without that but I decided to endure it because BETTER things were to come.
Last night I saw her take a can of Wellness Chicken and Herring out of the cupboard and put it on the counter. OMC!!! I was so excited that I could barely sleep last night.
When mother went into the kitchen this morning I got all excited again. Wellness goodness was imminent! BUT it wasn't. OMC!!! Mother opened the cupboard and brought out a can of my regular food and gave half of it to me for breakfast as if it were just any old day. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Tonight she gave me the rest of the can of regular food. It was only after she started eating her dinner and glanced over at the counter that she noticed the Wellness can. All she said was, "Oh. Sorry Pansy. I completely forgot."
NOT GOOD ENOUGH, mother. YOU WILL PAY!!!!
Later kitties! Gotta go compose myself and plot my revenge.
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She owes you BIG time!!!
Oh NOOOOOOOO, Pansy! That's awful. You should get 2 cans tomorrow.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PANSY! I'll catch up with you in a few months. :)
We will adopt you Miss P!!
We bet your Mom feels so bad and will make it up to you for the rest of the weekend.
Can't wait to hear the plan of revenge. Your mom better be very watchful!
Zack and Zoey
Wow, how could your Mother forget??? That ain't right! Bet you had your eyeballs on that can all night! Hope you get your revenge, unless of course, she remembers tomorrow and you get the whole can.
She owes you at least an extra can!
She owes you some extra Wellness food I think.
if ewe have sum halibutt...stik it de de trash can for a few minits.....take it bak outta de trash can N stik a piece in each oh her shooz; under de bed, and in an undizclozed locayshun wear it will take her like FOREVER ta find it; meen while de houz be a stinkin N a stinkin and a STINKIN...WAY werse then 25 day ole used litter :)
oh, N ewe bee welcome in trout towne any day !
I think your brother must be the favorite.