January 12th 2012 4:25 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I don't know what I did to end up here with this whacko mother. I don't think I can take much more of her whining.
She came home this afternoon looking like a deer caught in the headlights, pupils all dilated. She had just been to the eye doctor. When she came through the front door she stepped right on some cat's poopie. She started whining right away about not being able to see clearly 'cause of the eye drops and accusing Kovo of deliberately depositing it there. She assumed it fell off his pantaloons. Right mother. I'm sure it was Kovo's poopie too but really, do you think that furball is smart enough to plot something like that?
I had to listen to more whining as mother groped her way around the kitchen as she got us our dinner. *SIGH* At least we got fed.
BTW, my tummy has been very good. No more upchucking. Boogers commented on my last diary entry and implied I may have eaten my dinner too fast that day. Nonsense! I'm a proper lady and always nibble my food slowly and delicately. Oh my yes!
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I'm not sure so it was Kovo... He told me what REALLY happened!!!
Poor Pansy, how do you put up with all that nonsense from you Mom?
I am sure that handsome Kovo was not at fault. I cannot even imagine poopie falling off those cute pantaloons of his!
Glad you are feeling better Miss P!
I'm thinking you're thinking that you're the smart one in the house so you must have left that poopie for your Mom to step in! Besides, it sounds like something you would do . . . . or perhaps it was your Eagle who left the poopie!
*rolls eyes at Zoey's comment about Kovo's cute pantaloons*
may bee it wuz de naybor's cat...ewe noe, the one that comes in N cauzes...stuff.....like at R houz....knot that itz eggs act lee de SAME naybor kitteh...we dont think him can drive that fast.......