World Traveller Extraordinaire!!!

Ok, you've probably heard Sammy's lame story about being scared of the dark and all, and falling out the window one night and getting lost. Well, here's the real story. We were sitting in the back bedroom. Sammy leaned against the screen with his big 'ole butt and he pushed the screen out! It just went POP and then fell outside, just like that. He immediately freaked out and started whining that it looked dark outside, and I said, "You're such a chicken!" He whined some more, so I just walked right by him and went outside. Just like that! I wasn't scared. I knew there was a big, big world out there, and I wanted to see it! I know he followed me, because I heard his big butt plop on the ground and he grunted a little bit, because he's too fat (note from Mom: Nigel's not exactly skinny...) I stayed out there for hours! I had a blast. I caught a mouse the size of a chihuahua... actually... it WAS a chihuahua. And all the lady cats in their windows were cat-callin' me. It was great! I hummed Stray Cat strut the whole time. Of course, I could tell Mom was a little bit worried, so after I made her suffer for a little bit, I went back home. For her sake, of course. I wasn't scared. Honest...

Luv,

Nigey Bear

Mom's note: Nigel and Sammy were outside for a maximum amount of time of 20 minutes. Of course, it was agony to me, also. But they were BOTH very ready to go back inside, and neither one liked the night life very well... no matter what he might say. :)

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