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My Famous TAIL!

November 15th 2008 5:30 pm
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OH MY OH MY OH MY!

My TAIL is a FINALIST in the Coolest Cat Contest! I always thought it was just a regular tail, but it is NOT! It is a SPECIAL tail! I KNEW it was good for stuff like announcing my mood (always happy), and balancing me (when I get one of my wild butts), and dusting the floor (and the furniture), but I did NOT know my tail was good at CONTESTS!

WHAT a TALENTED tail! Tail, I PROMISE to always keep you clean, and to let The Biped brush you, and to eat healthy food so you are nice and shiny!

I KNEW that my sharp teeth and claws and and my beautiful whiskers were special! And now I know that my tail is special TOO! I am such a lucky boy. Bliss.

 

TAG!

July 28th 2008 7:51 pm
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I have been tagged by HARRY! The real Harry Potter! He said I was supposed to name six things I do NOT like. Okay. I can DO that!

I DO NOT LIKE:

1. THE VACUUM CLEANER BIG NOISY SCARY THING!
2. Company in my house!
3. Being away from my sister, Luna, OR my Biped!
4. Having my TUMMY touched!
5. Policemen who give us speeding TICKETS!
6. Wearing costumes!

I am tagging:
Jada
Merlin
Maynard
Gnomey
Kiwi

 

BACK OFF, dude!

July 7th 2008 6:12 pm
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There I was, coming home from my 4th of July trip to Grandma's in my chauffeur-driven limousine. Okay, not a limo. A twelve-year-old Honda. But a RED twelve-year-old Honda. Anyway, I was in the front passenger seat in my carrier, minding my OWN business, when suddenly this big white SUV pulls up behind us and starts FLASHING red and blue lights at us!

He says we were SPEEDING! He says he needs to see our license and insurance and stuff! He gave us a TICKET!!!

So do you know what I DID?

I GROWLED a REALLY FIERCE KINGSLEY GROWL at that guy!

I SCARED him too, because he went back to his big white truck and let us GO! So I am the big brave HERO! That dude with the very unattractive uniform will not DARE bother us AGAIN! Bliss.

 

I am TWO now!

June 3rd 2008 7:48 pm
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Now I am a BIG BOY! I am TWO years old! My birthday was yesterday, June 2! I would like to thank ALL my friends that made my birthday so SPECIAL!

Thank you to Larry and Numoe, my BEST friends who live in Tennessee!
Thank you to Catsy, my special friend who is a BEAUTIFUL soul!
Thank you to Samoa, who is a GIRL and a very special boss over at the detective agency!
Thank you to Lancelot, my big orange Harry Potter friend who is nice to me even though I don't like Ron much!
Thank you to the family of Smudge, who is drop-dead GORGEOUS! (I look a little bit like a bad copy of him!)
Vielen Dank to Rue Rue who is such a WONDERFUL scholar of German!
Thank you to Oliver Pantherfoot, who is a really GREAT PIRATE and an extremely sharp DETECTIVE! Also a good CRIMINAL!
Thank you to cute little Meshew who is ALWAYS nice to me and to everyone else!
Thank you to the AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL Joy, who I think has a very apt name!
Thank you to Mercy and Oly and all of their REALLY CREATIVE and EXCITING family!
Thank you to Harry and Albus, who LOVE to read and LOVE Harry Potter!
Thank you to Fredericka, who is also a tabby cat, which means she is automatically STUNNING, like ME!
Thank you to Princess Diana, another STUNNING tabby who called me HANDSOME!
Thank you to Frederic Chopin, a DAPPER black and white gentleman who LOVES books and music!
Thank you to all those criminal BASS BOYS with the wonderful names: Cosmo, Coupurr, Maynard, Jazzpurr and Fatty M-Cat!
Thank you to Bumpy, my friend in California who writes such amazing songs and poetry!
Thank you to my dear friend, beautiful Hannah, who took time from her busy life to give me a Big-Boy Birthday Beanie!

You kind cats made my Big-Boy Birthday a WONDERFUL DAY! Bliss.

 

FIVE STARS! CRITICS RAVE! ATTENDANCE RECORDS SHATTERED!

March 5th 2008 2:59 pm
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Today, I am one EXCITED little Boy-Cat! 'Cause my MOVIE got put on the Catster Home Page as VIDEO OF THE WEEK! And I have had a LOT of nice presents for it and comments about it, so ACTING must be in my BLOOD!

Plus I had a great SCRIPT that tells a good STORY! It's all about this Magical Puffball that tries and tries to get away from me, but I keep POUNCING on it and CATCHING it! So in the end, I am the BIG HERO! Kingsley 1, Puffball 0!

So, thank you, Mysterious Boys in the Catster Backroom Who Make These Decisions! Thank you for picking my movie. Let me know if you're ever in town, and I will get you FREE TICKETS to my next big hit, blockbuster, adventure-filled, action-packed, full-length, award-winning, feature film! I really will. Bliss.

 

It's a TAG-A-THON!

February 3rd 2008 7:30 pm
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I have been tagged by my BEAUTIFUL and CLASSY friend, Elsa, who I adore! She is NICE to me even when I accuse her of being a CRIMINAL! Thank you, Elsa!

Here are the rules of the game: Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to post in their Diary the rules and their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to purr them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged.

SEVEN FACTOIDS ABOUT ME, KINGSLEY!

1. Girls think I'm CUTE, probably because I am a celebrity Movie Star. I am an AMAZINGLY good WRASSLER too.
2. I HATE wearing sunglasses, but sometimes it's the price of fame.
3. I HATE the vacuum cleaner and I wish it would zoom off to the vacuum cleaner graveyard.
4. I LOVE The Biped and I show her by grabbing her chin with my sharp claws.
5. I LOVE my sister Luna, and I show her by my WRASSLING TAKE-DOWNS and by BORROWING her bed while she's STILL in it.
6. My best friend is Numoe, who is NUTS but LOADS of fun!
7. I am a TERRIBLE detective, but I DO enjoy myself! Bliss.

I am tagging:

Maytag (593162)
Bentlee (669506)
Pfeiffer (411510)
Maggie (477807)
Bumpy (666527)
Numoe (682475)
Rags (275439)

 

Talent Oozes From My Pores!

January 13th 2008 1:38 pm
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I am really AMAZINGLY GOOD at so many things! I am a sparkleball jock. I am a CHAMPION wrassler! But now, NOW, I am a MOVIE STAR! I just starred in my first VIDEO! It shows what I do to EXERCISE and STAY IN SHAPE! It has a lot of CARDIO and a lot of EYE/PAW coordination work in it! And the best part is I AM THE STAR! And it was FUN! And I made a boatload of MONEY! And now producers and directors are BEATING DOWN my door to offer me starring roles in THEIR movies! Well, why wouldn’t they? I can do it ALL ! AND I'm CUTE! Bliss.

 

I Inspired a SONG!

December 2nd 2007 4:36 pm
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My friend Bumpy wrote a SONG about ME! Because I am so CUTE and also so GRUMPY in my stupid antlers! I never had a song written just for me before. It kind of made me a little humble for one teensy hot second. But then I realized WHO BETTER to write a song about than the most SPECIAL wicked awesome boy-cat, ME! KINGSLEY! So here is the song:

Kingsley the pink nosed reindeer
had a pretty grumpy face
and if you ever saw him
you would have to give him space.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names
they never knew that Kingsley
thinks its all fun and games.

Isn't Bumpy a GOOD songwriter? We could call him Bumpy Bono or Irving Bumpy Berlin or EVEN Ludwig van Bumpy Beethoven! He is a MUSICAL GENIUS! Thank you, Bumpy! Bliss.

 

HEY!! WHO ARE YOU???

November 24th 2007 4:37 pm
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I am a LITTLE over-excited here! 'Cause guess WHAT? I got a rosette that really moves and it's naughty and it gives me great ideas for stuff I could do too! It is a moving picture of a naughty cat (just like ME, dudes!!!) who is jumping up on the table to steal the THANKSGIVING DAY TURKEY!!! How extremely wicked awesome is THAT? I could DO that trick!

Anyway, it is such a puzzlement to my giant big-boy brain, because I don't know who sent it to me! It was signed ANONYMOUS! I think maybe it is from a kitty crime syndicate, and maybe they want to see if I'd be a GOOD FIT in their organization! Well, I WOULD!!! CRIME is my MIDDLE NAME!!!

So if you sent me that rosette, I am WAY INTO MAYHEM! I would be a NATURAL for your, um, "social club." Let me know. Soon. Bliss.

 

Last Minute Thanksgiving Tag!

November 22nd 2007 4:06 pm
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My friend Larry just tagged me for Thanksgiving! Here are the things I'm thankful for:

*My Biped who, even though I had a little accident in the carrier on the way down to Grandma's, didn't even get mad at me!
*My sister, Luna, who doesn't even smack me when I drive her crazy--which is all the time.
*My WRASSLING ability.
*My toys.
*My exceptionally BEAUTIFUL tail.
*My Xtreme talent for JUMPING.
*My tasty meals.
*My family who thinks I am just the cutest little boy-cat ever (well, I AM!).

I am tagging these five cats, who can write what they are thankful for in their diaries and then tag five more kitties in turn. Maybe we should call it Christmas Blessings now?

Abby
Romeo
Twitch
Lady Heather
Pepper

 
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