It's All About Me or Damn the Torpedoes, Full Speed Ahead

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Today I am a Man!

May 15th 2007 8:19 pm
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Hey, you guys! I CAUGHT A FLY TONIGHT! I really did! I tried and I tried and I persevered and I CAUGHT him! A real live fly! The Biped who lives here came back from wherever she goes every day. Then she did some stuff in the yard. Then she put the screen doors up. Well, she must have let in a fly, because I CAUGHT HIM! I jumped up on the bookcase by the window and put my super feline reflexes into action and BINGO! The Biped didn't see me actually CATCH the fly, but she got to clean up the plant that I knocked over and broke, so she knows that I am the HERO OF THE DAY! Bliss.

 

Beloved by Millions!

May 19th 2007 3:23 pm
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I think my little head is going to EXPLODE! I can't believe that FAME has come to visit ME! Well, really, I can believe it because I knew I was the cutest kitten in the world ever since I first opened my eyes. Smart too. And something of a Force of Nature. But I digress. Today the Biped went to Saturday Market right across the river in Portland, Oregon. And guess whose picture was prominently displayed, helping to sell organic catnip toys? MINE, that's whose! FRONT and CENTER! The nice organic catnip lady said that lots and lots of people said I was amazingly adorable. They said I was SMILING. Well, of COURSE I was smiling. When the world is your oyster, you never STOP smiling! Bliss.

 

Pug Dogs (don't) Rule!

May 28th 2007 3:47 pm
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Whew! I am just a little bit tired! The Biped loaded Luna and me into those boxes this weekend, and put us in the car, and we drove and drove until we got to another Biped's house. But guess what! I LOVE to go there! The other Biped is older but she's really nice and SHE HAS A BLACK PUG DOG! The dog's name is Penny and she is a HOOT! She's really very homely and noisy and snuffly ('cause she doesn't even have much NOSE!) The funniest part is, Penny thinks it's HER HOUSE! She thinks Luna and I get far too much attention, so she CHASES us! It is SO MUCH FUN! We run a little bit, or jump up high on something, then we sneak back and let her chase us again! We can't get enough of it! Bliss.

 

Tag! You're It!

May 28th 2007 5:25 pm
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Here are the rules:

Each player starts with seven facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write in their own diary about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your diary.

Kingsley--Fun Facts about ME!

1. I am just about to celebrate my first birthday!

2. I was named for Kingsley Shacklebolt in the Harry Potter series (my Biped likes to pay attention to books instead of me sometimes!)

3. I can run REAL fast, but sometimes my behind doesn't follow along nicely.

4. I love to play Grab the Bathrobe.

5. I am a great traveler. If the Biped had any money, we could really go places.

6. I have a beautiful plumy tail like a Golden Retriever's.

7. The Biped says, "Kingsley! NO!" a lot, but I just smile and ignore her because I know I'm so darn cute.

I am tagging:

Kingsley Zissou/209692
Kingsley/112039
Emmie/333526
Fido/366270
S able/431313
Bounce/449560
Moochy/398034

 

Oh Joy, It's Back!

May 31st 2007 8:50 pm
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Guess what! The Mouse Guy came here today! He's scary so I hid under the bed. The Biped emptied the closet where the mice were getting in from the crawl space under the house, and guess what was in the closet! My playstation! Oh rapture! I had forgotten how much FUN that thing is! Luna is all ticked off that the Mouse Guy is wrecking her mouse hunting fun, and she won't even PLAY with me. She just sits by the closet and tells me not to bother her because she's CONCENTRATING. But I don't care, because I have my PLAYSTATION again! Bliss.

 

The Fun Never Ends!

June 8th 2007 9:38 pm
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Well. Luna and I are a little bit at loose ends now, since the Mouse Guy came and now we don't have mice to play with at night anymore. So GUESS what we did last night instead? We EMPTIED the towel cupboard. It was SO MUCH FUN! Luna knows how to open the cupboard door ALL BY HERSELF. She likes to get up on the top shelf. She knocked down lots of towels for me to play with, and I helped by knocking the SHAMPOO bottle off the side of the tub! THAT made a big noise! The Biped says she's going to feed me to the COYOTES, but I'm not worried. And anyway, Luna would save me. Luna is not afraid of ANYTHING, and she loves me. Bliss.

 

I was Worried!

June 18th 2007 9:14 pm
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I LOVE Luna! I LOVE food! But Saturday, Luna got in trouble. She got in the closet, and she ate the string off the fishing pole toy, and The Biped threw her in the box and took her AWAY from me. I was ALL BY MYSELF and I was worried. When they came back to me, Luna threw up the string, but she didn't want to eat, so OF COURSE I couldn't eat either! But today, Luna is all better. She plays with me and looks out the French door with me, and best of all, she EATS with me again! Bliss.

 

Maine What? You call THAT a tail?

June 23rd 2007 7:28 pm
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Today The Biped and I were having SO MUCH FUN! She kept following me around with a camera and trying to take a picture of my behind! My BEHIND? WHY did she want a picture of my BEHIND? I thought it was a really fun game, so every time she got ready to click, I TURNED AROUND and headed straight for her! Wasn't that a hoot? It turns out that she is thinking of entering MY TAIL in a Beautiful Tail Contest. I'm SURE that my tail is the Most Handsome Tail in the World because it is attached to ME, the Most Handsome Boy Cat in the World. Those namby-pamby Maine Coons don't stand a CHANCE! Bliss.

 

Life's Hard Lessons...

June 26th 2007 7:56 pm
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Well now. It seems that I'm not winning the Most Beautiful Tail Contest. Some big orange cat named Taft has an enormous fluffy orange tail that looks like an orange EXPLOSION of tail! He is simply ANNIHILATING the competition! My Biped almost voted for Taft before she came to her senses and gave ME her sympathy vote! But guess WHAT! My tail is still The Most Beautiful Tail in this house! And it is still the Most Beautiful Tail on this street! And Luna loves me and The Biped loves me, so it's still all about ME! What could be better? Bliss.

 

I Visit the Top of the World!

July 20th 2007 7:41 pm
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Guess WHAT! July 14 was my one-year Gotcha Day and Luna and I REALLY celebrated! We were visiting that other Biped (the one with the pug dog who really likes to chase us). Our Biped thought we were sleeping on the bed with her, but we WEREN'T! Luna got up VERY early in the morning and went in the spare bedroom and PUSHED THE SCREEN OUT OF THE WINDOW! How cool was that? I heard her do it, so I ran to go see what was going on! When The Biped realized we weren't with her, she found us cavorting on the ROOF of the GARAGE! We ran up to the window to tell her how much fun we were having, but she grabbed us and put us in the hall and shut the door. No more exploring. But later I got a new wiggly toy to celebrate, so I was still The Big Important Boy. Bliss.

 
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