June 29th 2011 2:27 pm
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HEY! Hi all you guys!
Yesterday I found out that I was named Cat of the Week! Except that I do not know WHY I was named Cat of the Week! So I tried to think with my Big Boy Brain!
Is it because I am so HANDSOME? No, it could not be that because ALL kitties are very very handsome, except maybe for my brother Robby Jay who is kind of scrawny.
Is it because I like to play with the Red Dot? No, all kitties like to play with the Red Dot except for my sister Luna who is not really into Make-Believe.
Is it because I like to sleep on my back until The Bipeds swoon at my CUTENESS? No, because even my boneless sister Minerva sleeps on her back and is pretty darn cute (although you had BETTER NOT tell her I said that!)
So I kept THINKING with my Big Boy Brain, until I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT! I was named Cat of the Week because I was a MODEL of FORTITUDE and SELF-CONTROL the other day when The Biped clipped my CLAWS! I did not inflict ANY damage! She did not need even one teeny-tiny Bandaid! I did turn the air BLUE with PROFANITY, but other than that, I was a VERY GOOD BOY!
And that MUST be why I got this Major Award. Thank you, Catster Boys in the Backroom, for this honor. And thank you, all my friends, for all of the nice gifts and messages you have sent me. I am a happy, happy boy.
Kingsley, there are a billion good reasons why you deserve to be COTW!! And being a VERY GOOD BOY is only one of them!! BTW, Uncle Craig says Congratulations (I corrected him on that, saying it is "Concatulations"). :>)))
...or perhaps is it just to make your friends happy when they see your handsome face as catster welcome???
:))) CONCATS, kingsley!!!
[i will enjoy the week with you ;) ]
You are the best dude! So glad you got the recognition you deserve!
Yee Haw! COTW is so super dooper neato!
Catzowey Kingsley! Youza rocks fur shure! Congratucatulashuns and hope the week is meowvalous
Wowzers Kingsley youz are a model of cattitude fur all us kitties. I just do not allow such trimmings, but, it may be from my life in da alley.