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CONFIRMED EPIDEMIC!

April 26th 2010 8:00 pm
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I do not know if you Catster kitties have heard about this, but there is an EPIDEMIC out there! And there is no CURE! And there is no predicting when it will STRIKE!

I am talking about CHEEK-PINCHING!

It is happening, kitties. It is happening now. It is happening to me. It is no use pretending it will not happen to you. It will. It will happen when you least expect it.

I used to try to avoid it. I did everything in my Kingsley Power to stifle it. But there is NO ANTIDOTE. It is HIGHLY contagious. Cheek-pinching spreads like wildfire.

The best way to deal with this epidemic is with Gracious Resignation. Trying to suppress it only makes it worse. It is hard but it is the only way.

Bliss.

 
Purred by: Toki (Catster Member)

April 26th 2010 at 8:21 pm

o no! u are right! after reading this, I saw mom's hand twitch, then it reached out, like it had a mind of it's own, and pinched my cheek! luckily mine aren't as luscious and pinchable as yours, so she didn't get much of a pinch.
Purred by: Hazel Lucy, Charles Dorney, Ma (Catster Member)

April 26th 2010 at 8:26 pm

OMC you too!
Purred by: Kingsley (Catster Member)

April 26th 2010 at 9:10 pm

Oh NO! Toki! And Hazel Lucy! It is spreading FASTER than even I THOUGHT!

Take care of yourselves, my friends!
Purred by: Punky (Catster Member)

April 27th 2010 at 1:27 am

*rollsoverlaughing*
Purred by: Jasper (Catster Member)

April 27th 2010 at 5:24 am

Well it's really rampant here in the Manx Mansion!
We get it on both ends! Coming and or going!
*shakes his happy rump*
Jasper Doodle
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

April 27th 2010 at 7:18 am

Not only cheek pinching, but face kissing too!
Purred by: Ollie Popoki (Catster Member)

April 27th 2010 at 8:18 am

But....but....but....your cheeks are sooooo pinchable! mol!!!

prrrt 'n meow,
Ollie Pop
& just call me....
Blossom
Purred by: ♥ Tasha ♥ (Catster Member)

April 27th 2010 at 9:24 am

*raises paw in the air*

I too am a victim!

xoxoxo Tasha
Purred by: Tundra ~ DG #6 (Catster Member)

June 29th 2011 at 1:22 pm

CONGRATULATIONS on your CAT OF THE WEEK
honor, Kingsley!
Very kewl!!

CONGRATULATIONS!
(Click on link)

Enjoy your week as KING OF CATSTER, dude!
Love & purrs-
~Tundra, Rory, Manytoes, & Lynzee~

 

Kingsley


 

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