December 3rd 2009 12:55 pm
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HI SANTA! Remember ME? Kingsley? That little fuzzy guy that lives in Washington? Remember, Santa?
Well, Santa, I am sure that you know that I am ALWAYS a very VERY GOOD boy! I do NOT break stuff! I do NOT chew stuff! And I do not BITE and SCRATCH as much as I used to when that silly Biped puts dumb costumes on me!
So I guess you probably want to know what such a GOOD BOY would like for Christmas, huh, Santa?
Well, my favorite thing to play with is my little brother Robby Jay, the Little Annoying Orange Squirt. He likes to wrassle with me! And I am a champion wrassler! And he likes to play chase with me too. But PLEASE, Santa, do NOT send me another Robby Jay!!! ONE ROBBY JAY IS ENOUGH! Whew. Thank you, Santa.
I also like to play with toys, especially small light ones, like sparkle balls and puffballs. And I love those chicken-flavored Greenie treats. I like feather toys and little mice too, but I am scared to go IN stuff, so I do not like Crinkle Sacks and that sort of thing.
Santa, you know that I am a LUCKY boy! I am so happy and I do not NEED much of anything! So do not overextend yourself OR your elves OR your reindeer on my account, okay, Santa?
I love you, Santa!
Can I copy and use your letter to Santa?
Hi Newman! You CAN copy and use my letter to Santa. Are you trying to convince him that you are a good boy? I am not sure that is going to work.
Good boy Kingsley, I hope your Secret Santa brings you something really fun!!