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It's All About Me or Damn the Torpedoes, Full Speed Ahead

Advice to the Lovelorn for Valentine's Day

February 10th 2009 7:23 pm
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No roses for her
Nor candles nor wine,
No romantic suppers
At quarter to nine.
No chocolate,
No diamonds,
No smoldering winks,
No walks on the beach
As the sun slowly sinks.
But if you would capture
A feline heart true,
I'll tell you the secret,
Here's what you must do:
Say it with catnip
Filled up in socks,
Say it with live mice
Packed tight in a box.
Say it with moths
That flutter and bump.
Say it with froggies
That have a fine jump.
Say it with garter
Snakes coiled in a ball.
Say it with sparrows,
The BEST gift of all!


By Kingsley James
Previously Obscure Poet




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