My Famous TAIL!

OH MY OH MY OH MY!

My TAIL is a FINALIST in the Coolest Cat Contest! I always thought it was just a regular tail, but it is NOT! It is a SPECIAL tail! I KNEW it was good for stuff like announcing my mood (always happy), and balancing me (when I get one of my wild butts), and dusting the floor (and the furniture), but I did NOT know my tail was good at CONTESTS!

WHAT a TALENTED tail! Tail, I PROMISE to always keep you clean, and to let The Biped brush you, and to eat healthy food so you are nice and shiny!

I KNEW that my sharp teeth and claws and and my beautiful whiskers were special! And now I know that my tail is special TOO! I am such a lucky boy. Bliss.