Birthday: June 2nd 2006 Coloration: Gray Tabby Likes: Kingsley loves his big sister, Luna. He loves to wrassle with little brother, Robby Jay. He loves to show me affection by reaching up to claw my chin. Pet-Peeves: Kingsley hides in the closet or under the bed when there is company in the house. Favorite Toy: Da Bird! Favorite Nap Spot: His kitty bunkbed, my bed, the back of my chair, Luna's bed. Basically, wherever he wants. Favorite Food: Wellness canned chicken and Greenies! Skills: Kingsley is very skilled at sleeping on his back. He is a good runner, but a better wrassler. Dwells:
indoors Arrival Story: I adopted Kingsley from a no-kill shelter when he was seven weeks old. He had every parasite he could possibly have, including coccidia. He had to be quarantined for several weeks, but we finally got a clean report, and he hasn't looked back. Lives Remaining: 9 of 9 Forums Motto: Troublemeister in Training The Groups I'm In: **Tabbies With 'Tudes** , Hey! You Look Like Me!, PETS for OBAMA, The Ultimate Harry Potter Fan Club, Cats and Dogs learning German (Deutsche Katzen und Hunde), Catster Marketplace, COZY CAT READING ROOM, Dyson Dogster/Catster, Pawsome Pages, Pen Paws, Samoa's Detective Agency
Yesterday I found out that I was named Cat of the Week! Except that I do not know WHY I was named Cat of the Week! So I tried to think with my Big Boy Brain!
Is it because I am so HANDSOME? No, it could not be that because ALL kitties are very very handsome, except maybe for my brother Robby Jay who is kind of scrawny.
Is it because I like to play with the Red Dot? No, all kitties like to play with the Red Dot except for my sister Luna who is not really into Make-Believe.
Is it because I like to sleep on my back until The Bipeds swoon at my CUTENESS? No, because even my boneless sister Minerva sleeps on her back and is pretty darn cute (although you had BETTER NOT tell her I said that!)
So I kept THINKING with my Big Boy Brain, until I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT! I was named Cat of the Week because I was a MODEL of FORTITUDE and SELF-CONTROL the other day when The Biped clipped my CLAWS! I did not inflict ANY damage! She did not need even one teeny-tiny Bandaid! I did turn the air BLUE with PROFANITY, but other than that, I was a VERY GOOD BOY!
And that MUST be why I got this Major Award. Thank you, Catster Boys in the Backroom, for this honor. And thank you, all my friends, for all of the nice gifts and messages you have sent me. I am a happy, happy boy.
I do not know if you Catster kitties have heard about this, but there is an EPIDEMIC out there! And there is no CURE! And there is no predicting when it will STRIKE!
I am talking about CHEEK-PINCHING!
It is happening, kitties. It is happening now. It is happening to me. It is no use pretending it will not happen to you. It will. It will happen when you least expect it.
I used to try to avoid it. I did everything in my Kingsley Power to stifle it. But there is NO ANTIDOTE. It is HIGHLY contagious. Cheek-pinching spreads like wildfire.
The best way to deal with this epidemic is with Gracious Resignation. Trying to suppress it only makes it worse. It is hard but it is the only way.
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