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World Domination - Willow's Plans

Exploration - Day 1

After having gone through nearly 3 years of both interior and exterior exploration, I have now honed in on several specifics that I feel need to be immediately handled, lest my plans to rule the world be spoiled.

First, and foremost, the roofing area around the house building need to be secured. I have gone to great lengths to be certain that all areas of this roof top have ample sight range and many possible escape routes. Ensuring that my troops can descend to ground level combat zones will be of the utmost importance.

Secondly, I have got to figure out a way to detach this new white surveillance looking collar that my humans have placed on me. Thomas has one too, and they put some type of goo on the back of my neck, where it's impossible to get off of my fur. Apparently, Thomas also has this goo on his neck. I will have to see if I can find something to bribe him with so he'll lick this goo off of my neck. I do NOT like the scent!!

Last, I will try to take care of my protection units around the parameters of the property. Far too many raccoons have been coming to the building lately, and they've even stared bringing smaller sized clones of themselves. This is most bothersome for me, as it puts a very deep gash in my plans for world domination.

More to come soon. My humans are approaching, so I must go into my stealth mode. Until next time....