October 15th 2008 7:33 am
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Meowmy brought home another CAT. Even after Grandpa threatened to throw Meowmy out (he WOOD INT, but didn't know how else to tell her no, Meowmy is VERY per-sis-tint). Meowmy and Grandma found her on the side of our road, and she is SCARY! She hisses at me, growls at me, and will NOT run away from me when I (fake) try to attack her. She is MEAN, and Meowmy keeps telling ME to be nice.
Meowmy doesn't understand the HUMAN language. I think she is an alien sometimes, and hasn't grapsed ENGLISH. I said I wanted a SEESTER, you know, the black and white kind that give milk and say MOOO?? Then she brings home Ruby, and tells me there is my seester. What kinda seester doesn't moo???
Ruby barely MEOWS!
This has happened befur. When Meowmy went to get me a GERBIL, she brought home Jack. Maybe Meowmy should watch more Animal Planet and the Discovery Channel so she will know her animals.
I guess I should furgive Meowmy for her pitiful ways. She does still play with me after all, and even gave me 7 rides on the rug across the kitchen floor last night. That's my all time favourite. I guess I have to be nice to this other cat now, cause there is no way I'm getting a MOOING seester. I don't really like this new pet. Anyone want to trade for a seester that says MOO?
I also learned what a time out is. I do not like time out. I do not like getting told no. I do not like leaves falling on my head. I am not a happy cat. I tried to tell Grandma that I wanted to run away, and she just said BYE. Do you believe that? Even my own Grandma turned on me! I tried to run away, but Jack and his puff and Puppy would not go with me. I got to the edge of the creek and got skeered. Then I ran back to my Meowmy. I guess I'm not going anywhere. I can't live without Treats, rug rides and Grandpa's chair.
I may be stuck, but I am still willing to trade Ruby for a Mooing seester!!!!
August 21st 2008 7:31 pm
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MEW! I've been gone a long time!!! So much to tell you.
First off, THANK YOU A BUNCH for all those GORGEOUS zealies I've received! I'd LOVE to send some back, but until meowmy gets some of that yummy money (its SO tasty, kinda tings in my mouth, but all her spare pennies have gone into MY piggy bank, ha take THAT Jack!), I'll just have to keep thanking you guys! I love them, more than I love FLOWERS!
Which reminds me. Meowmy keeps calling me a GURL. Do you believe that?! ME, a GURL! She says its becuz I love flowers SO much, I always stop to smell the roses (or petunias, peonies, tuplips, what ever is available)! I even follow her around while she's picking bo-kays for the house, even though they make her sneeze something awful.
Grampa has put new durt out in the back yard. Jack and I like to play in it, it gives me some cover when I'm chasing the burds. Well, at least I think so.
Oh! I caught a chipmunk the other day. Grampa was laughing at me, and let me try to eat it, but Meowmy came out, picked me up like a sack o potato (wasn't that so country?) and I fergot about it. Really ticks me off now that I think about it.
Jack has been catching mouses and EATIN G THEM. That's just gross. But he did catch some frogs for me, and I ate like 3 of them. It was AWESOME.
Well, its WAY past my bedtime, so I will talk to you guys later! Oh, to all Bo's friends who were so nice to him, he now has a new Dogster ID...here it is!
May 13th 2008 7:37 pm
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Hello to all my fuzzy furrends out there! I really miss all of you!
Its been a LONG time since I last updated, or even gotten to email anyone. Meowmy apologizes, she's been going through a LOT, and hasn't had much time to let me say hi to everyone.
My burfday was on the 2nd of May, and I turned 2 years old! Grandpa keeps telling me I'm such a big boy, but Gramma and Meowmy keep babying me. And I love every second of it.
I got some new toys for my burfday, and some mashed potatoes. But Meowmy said no cake, cause I just eat the frosting! MOL
Jack and I have been hunting like crazy. He always gets to go outside first in the morning (I stay in and have treats and special cuddle time with Meowmy), and he always catches things by the time I go out. He's gotten himself a few frogs, snakes and was even harassing a turtle!
I've only caught a few mice, but it was fun to chase them. Jack and I had a mousie massacre in Meowmy's bathtub. It wasn't fun getting in trouble for it, but at least we kept the mess contained.
Meowmy, Gramma, Jack, and I planted a brand new flower garden in the back yard last Saturday. Well, Gramma and Meowmy planted, and Jack and I patted down the dirt and inspected it after it was all said and done. Its really puuurdy, and its a nice place to play and lay in the morning sun! :)
I gotta get to bed, I'm being grouchy Meowmy said. So until next time!
Headbutts, Purrs, and Kisses,