She's lost it.

Well last night I had the worst experience of my life...not counting when the dogs were here and they tried to eat me. That was bad. Or when mom locked me out on the porch by mistake, that was bad too! She's blonde and a bit slow, I can't blame her. Anyway last night mom was cleaning out the living room litter box and so I decided to go into the bedroom one and do my business. You know, when you have to go you have to go! So I'm getting settled, finding the prefect spot and all of a sudden the cat box starts rattling and shaking then mid-poo the whole box starts to elevate off the ground. Before I know it I'm mid squat and suspended in mid-air inside my cat box. I'm getting bumped into walls, tossed from side to side and all while I am trying to do my *ahem* business. Then I hear a muffled mommy voice say, "Goodness boys, what the hell did you do in hear? I mean I know it's been a couple of days cause momma had company but really?? This thing is about 10 lbs!!". She had no idea I was in there!!!! If I didn't act soon I was as good as kitty litter out with the trash, Eeeep! So I started my trusty Poe Poe huffing and puffing which always gets attention, sounds like an asthma attack! She pauses. Oh good she heard me huffing and puffing away!!! "Poe, where are you?? What's wrong baby??", she says puzzled in that muffled momma voice. Then I finally heard her make the connection, "Poe Poe, baby are you in the kitty box?? Oh baby I am so sorry!!!!" She put the box down and I made my escape (spilling some of my *ahem* business on the floor!) and darted out of that situation as fast as I could!! She was about to toss me out with the used kitty litter. I have never been so scared and insulted in all my life!!! I swear that crazy momma woman has lost it!!

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