I hate the groomers

So my hoomin took me back to PetSmart to have my dingleberries cleaned up last week. I waited in my carrier with all the stinky dogs for 2 and a half hours and they never got to me! It was so stuffy in the there. Ugh! My hoomin was so mad she took me home without my bath. I heard her say she's never coming back so that's good.

I got groomed!

My hoomin recently took me to PetSmart to get a bath. At least we didn't see the vet! But, really - I'm a short-haired cat! So, I had a bit of cat dandruff going on near my tail, but was it really necessary to go the groomers? I was so embarrassed. The good news is I smell really really good and my fur is sooo soft.

Now, give me a treat!

Woohoo! I'm Cat of the Day!

I feel so special! I'd like to thank my parents, even though they just had two teeth pulled. I'd also like to thank the good people at Catster for choosing ME! Thanks everyone for the special COTD gifts!

The vet took my Teeth!

I'm not a happy camper. First Mom wouldn't feed me yesterday morning and then she took me to the vet! I was there ALL DAY. And they never fed me. They drugged me and now I'm missing two of my molars and I'm in pain! And I heard something about a root canal. Did I have a root canal? What's that? At least I got to eat last night. I ate and ate and ate. Boy was I hungry. I hope I never have to go that long without eating ever again. Mom and Dad keep spraying some kind of liquid in my mouth. Not fun. I think I'm going to hide under the bed for a while.

Good News and Bad News

So I went to the vet yesterday for my annual visit and I got some good news and some bad news. The good news is the vet wasn't that concerned about my weight. It's only 12.75 lbs after all! She'd like me to lose two pounds. Yeah right! BUT, my teeth are in terrible shape. My mom was apalled when the vet showed her. How did it get that bad in one year? Hmm... I heard something like "stage two" and "possible extractions". That doesn't sound good at all. I guess I don't have to do anything until next month. Something about my mom has a wedding and won't have time. I can still eat just fine, so I don't think it's that big of a deal. Maybe mom will forget about it.

Diet is Die with a T!!!

My humans put me on a diet and I'm not happy about it. I miss my beloved kibble. I long for the days when there was kibble always in my bowl to nibble on. Kibble to nibble. I like the Purina wet food, but that other stuff is just not so great. I don't care if it's pure meat with no additives and it's expensive, blah, blah. It just doesn't taste or smell that great. In fact it doesn't smell at all. And there's no gravy. MEOW! How come that no-tail cat gets to eat whatever she wants?? It's not fair.

On the upside, I like my new laser light toy. I know the light comes from that clicky thing my human holds, but I still like to chase it. I don't like it when they make me chase it in a circle, then I get dizzy and fall over. Maybe I'll actually catch it one day...

I am too sexy for this cat door

One thing you need to know about me is I'm really good at opening doors. I like to go where I want, so I push and push until I get through. Lately it's been nice outside in the evenings so Mom and Dad have been leaving the sliding glass door open. OK, but there's still a screen door in my way!! Dad thought he would help me out by installing a so-called cat door in the screen. Well I don't really like it. Instead I just insert my claws in the screen and push to one side. Voila! Door is opened. Mom thought this was pretty funny 'cause she was laughing and laughing. What's the big deal? I's got me some claws and paws and I know how to use them!!!