My work will never be done

Morris sent me here, but what am I to do??

That butthead never listened to me before, why would he listen now? I'm really stumped for ideas. I've tried everything.

You know the thing I'm really worried about? Sweet Maggie is going to suffer the fallout of his mischief. I just know it. It wasn't enough he tormented me, now he has to torment her, as well.

She doesn't deserve it. She really is the nicest cat who ever lived, and I'm not just saying that because she's so dang cute and soft. The way she cuddles mom every morning...well, even sweetie me didn't do that. (Though I did try to wash mom's hair a few times and I haven't seen Maggie attempt that job!)

Anyway, I wish he would just stop pestering everyone. He gets on a tear and there's nothing can be done. Once he sets his mind to something, not even Morris could persuade him otherwise. And as far as his sense of humor goes, well, it's a crowd of one who can appreciate it.

Elliot the Pure, Tormented Foreverafter

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