I Do Not Think That Means What You Think It Means

I had a rough day a couple days ago! Dave came home and put me in a box. I like to be put in boxes, but then he took he in his car to a place with a lot of pretty girls and some other cats. Was I getting a new friend? I'd sure like one that didn't hit me in the face all the time like Margie does.

But no, I went to see a guy who put something up my butt. Yow! Then he poked my tummy.

I better be super extra nice to Dave so he doesn't take me to that guy again.

Green food?

I was hanging out with Dave and Amy yesterday while they were having dinner. They were eating some strange green and orange food. Amy gave me a little piece of the green food, and it was really good! She said it was called spinach. I hope she'll put some in my dish.

My people got a new remote, which is a thing they use to watch TV. So I had to check it out. If I sit on it long enough, maybe I'll figure out how to control the TV. I hear there's some really hot babes on Animal Planet!

Dave wasn't feeling too good yesterday. I think he had hairballs, because he threw up a few times. Poor guy.

I spent lots of extra time with him, and I even helped him on the computer! He got mad for some reason. That was weird.