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Damien's Diary

ok here is what happened!

so last week the Nana and Grandpa locked me in that cage again! I hate that thing but I did say a word the whole ride to the vet. I had a plane to escape you see. But once there The women scruffed me and Nana kissed my head and said I love you I'll be back, when taking me out of the cage! What you'll be back Your leaving me? there goes my plan! I was going to scratch her. She then locked me a biger cage I was so scared I cried for my Nana and Grandpa to save me and I heard Nana yell I love you Damien. Then she was gone. I was there for a while then then pocked me his sharp things and I got very sleepy. The nurse lady said I was a very sweet boy the whole time. I was too sleepy and scared to do anything. When I woke up I noticed that the vet took my boy bits. Thats what "fixing" is? sheesh! Then the peoples came to get me and I was so confused I just wanted to go home. They took me there and I ran away to go lay down and rest. I got lots of wet food for a few days Nana said that it was my medicine I liked it. I feel better now. The Nana and Grandpa bought us another toy they call it a kitty nap and play. Its really big I get to climb up the walls and play inside it. So I guess that this wasn't as bad as I thought. I get spoiled even more now.

aww man!

this stinks. We went to the vet man today to get our shots and no one told me about the part where they take my temp! that was not fun! This nice man told Mommy that we all have the fleas and ear mites.... ewww. We are now greasy Kitty's with this advantage medicine stuff Mom bought. Mom had to bring out the kitty eater thing to and the wet kitty eater thing as well. I'm so worn out that about all.

Umm... I think this is bad thing!

Nana say I go to the Vet tomorrow. Hmmm what is this Vet? She says not to worry she will be right there to hold my paw. What you mean hold my Paw? you bring Damien some pwace scary? I'm a frady cat you know. strange people and scary noises make me frayed. Then she tells me that they are going to stick sharp pointy things in my neck!!! What the heck is wrong with this women!! I don't want to go. and to top it off she comes home yesterday with a new box thing and says that this is my car seat. I no no what a car is. I never left this house. I born here and I stay in the house. I so nervous. She tells me that Loki and Daddy cat Cosmo are coming to. Loki says he will bite that vet thing when he sees it, He not scared. Then after this time going to the vet she says that there will be another time to go again. The next time they will "fix" me....*blink,blink,blink*..... I not broken! What this mean? I tilt my head at her and see tells me they will take my, my, my Boy parts away. I so worried what the sisters will say to me. They will tease me and call me girly boy I just know it! I wont go! I wont meet this VET thing I swear it! I'm not leaving this house!