Wow, I haven't written anything in a month. I've been busy.

I'm making sure my people get lots of exercise. It's important to keep them healthy. Mine like to play "got you", so I have them chase me. They've been coming home late too. Food Guy sits in front of a box, and the girl person opens a book and writes things.

I've been watching lots of birds.

Some days it was too hot to do anything, so I took a nap. Naps are good even when it's not really hot out.

Noisy little brother

I heard my brother complaing about something this morning, so I went downstairs to check on him. The girl person was giving him a bath, that big meanie :( I went and made sure he didn't drown after he got out.

The girl person thinks this means I like Dorkbutt, but I don't. He gets roast beef from Food Guy that could have gone to me. He gets in the window when I'm trying to watch birds. Sometimes he even eats my food! I just want to make sure the girl person isn't torturing him.

Where's Food Guy?

He's been late getting home the last two nights in a row. He doesn't smell like other cats or anything, so I can't figure out what he's been up to. He totally missed "got you" time tonight. It's just not the same without him chasing me under the bed.

Meme

The girl person asked me to do this thing called a meme. I don't really get it, I think it's a silly human thing. But I guess I'll do it to make her happy. She said I have to name ten things I like that start with the letter R. So here we go.

1. Roast beef! Food Guy forgot to give me my morning roast beef a couple times this week. He's slacking off.

2. Rabbits. I watch them out of the window.

3. Robins. See #2

4. Rubbing up against things.

5. Reflections. I don't know what they are, but the people know how to make them and they're really neat! They move really fast like mice, but I can never catch them.

6. 'Riting in my diary here.

7. Rest. I have my very own spot in the people bed, but I spread out when they're not around.

8. Red dot! This is like reflections, but it's red, and it's made by a black stick.

9. Rewarding my people with nose kisses and mice when they do good.

10. Reviewing my daily schedule. First I wake up, then I get petted, then I get cuddle time, then the people go to work and I go back to bed. I get up later and watch birds and have some food. When my people get home we play "got you!" and I have dinner. After dinner I get some catnip or milk or some more playing . I also groom myself and get more petting. Sometimes my people don't follow the schedule. I have to keep them in line.

hmmph!

Ever since my brother got put in the box last week, he's been getting a lot more attention from the people then he should. They give him medicine, they brush him, they ask how he's feeling. What about my needs? I'm a good kitty. I don't puke up my food at three in the morning like he does, and what do I get for it? I get "Margie, I can't play with you now. I have to go to work."

I'm going to smack around my brother later for this!

Uh oh...

Food Guy put my brother in the box yesterday and took him away.

That means only one thing: going to the doctor and getting a stick put up your butt :(

He came back in a little while and he was okay. Then he chased me away from the catnip. Grrrr...

Yay!

My people came home! I got lots of cuddling and playing. I would have gotten more if it hadn't been for my stupid brother.

I'm going to have to keep an eye on them so they don't try to leave again.

Where are my people?

My people were up to no good today. First they didn't go to work. Normally I like that because I get extra cuddle time and petting. But then they got out suitcases. When they get out suitcases, that means they leave for a long time.

My brother and I tried to stop them by sitting on the suitcases, but it didn't work.

Now my people are gone and I don't know when they're coming back. I miss them. Meeeeooooooow...

I got ham!

Today was a good day. Food Guy had ham! He said I couldn't have any, but when he wasn't looking, I grabbed a piece. Yum!

Damn people

I'm very mad at my girl person. The other day she was late getting home...WAY past suppertime. And when she finally got home, she smelled like other cats! What's she hanging around other cats for? It's bad enough she and the guy person brought Dorkbutt home last year. She said something about the shelter and taking care of cats that don't have people, but that doesn't cut it. She needs to be home taking care of me! Meow!