Bite me

It started out COMPLETLY normal but then of course Boo and miss Princess had to come and ruin it. Moes and Maddy and Marsha were all trying to eat one of Binkies ears and Binkie was trying to sunbathe. Just then we all heard a lot of yapping and then the kitchen door flew open and my mothers new all time helper stood in the doorway yelling. " Those dumb animals" she screamed. As you can probably tell Ellen does NOT like animals and she ESPECIALLY hates Boo and Princess Terria ever since they raided the cupboard... But thats another story! Moes leaped up and let out a loud MEOW. Ellen screamed louder Jake and Susie who had been in their dog house began to bark and Ellen's looked about reaady to cry. Instead she reached down and slapped Moes HARD across the back. Moes who had been purring all this time let out a high pitched wail and bared his teeth. " Bite me " sneered Ellen putting down one of her ugly winkled fingers. And that was exactly what Moes did!

So you can imagine that Ellen was out of there so fast she could have been a bolt of lightning and mums other helper animal loving Sally became her new full timer and I have to say EVERYONE likes her a LOT better!