The D-O-G is under my spell

Well, I lived with a dog in my first home and had fun stalking her and all was cool. In this new place, this one they call Lucy just stares at me with an occasional bark when I'm in my crate but watch out when she can get to me NOW. I think she wants to wash the fur off my face!! And my paws. And clean out my ears. When mommy holds me protectively on her lap this Lucy gets so carried away that she puts her paws up on mommy's lap and licks me good and then licks mommy's face all over and then licks me again and mommy is petting both of us at the same time and it is like a love fest. I really want to play with her but mommy alwas puts me back in my room and says that Lucy and I will play together for the next decade and to be patient so I wait... Gotta go dump my water bowl over so will sign off.