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Hello my Puurfect friends

My day

well, mommy finally let me on. It's been tough with her working all the time and planning her wedding, and all that. She is sick, so I have been helping out! Keeping thewatch, and not letting ANYONE in until I do the sniff test.

recently, Uncle Bob came over. He and I have made friends, but, in the begining, no way. His stuff smelled funny, and his slippers, how smelly were they? So, i marked em. yup, it's my house. I would watch him sleep like the other humans do. But, I had my eye on him.

The living room is my domain and he was the outsider. So, I did what all of you wold have done. I went up to his snoring nose and stuck my tail in his mouth. That made him quite.

I would also, just cuz I was bored, rub all over his red bag and then take his shirts out and get black fur ALL over it. He didn't like that.

But, he got me back. That rotten scoundrel aced like he was going to play with me and can you believe he hissed at me? Then he looked me in the golden green eyes and told me how it was going to be. We could be friends, or enemies!! So I though hard on it I did. Waited till the next night. Then, I thought about clawing him, and then I thought about getting those man scented shirts, but, for the love of my family, i curled up to him, rolled over, and gave him the belly shot.

He thought about it too. I can tell, he looked at me, hard. Then, I could tell he was itchin to shoo me. But, my cutness got 'im. And he rubbed my belly, and we call a truce. That was a while ago. I'm not saying we don't still go at it, but it's a good time had by all.

Oh, mommy's coughing. Got to get back to my post! I'll write more soon guys, hang in there! Mom will be well soon and I can write all the time then. She even said so her self! I made her paw swear and give the kitty oath on it!

Well, mom finally let me write in my diary instead of hogging the computer herself. She can be so sweet some times. It took some time. Major rubbing and being cute. I had to go so far as to actually pounce on her! Ugh. The life we live my friends.

SO, where to begin? Well, I am Wiley. I will leave off the X because, well, who really wants to be that formal. Last night, my mom and dad got a new love seat and on Monday, a new couch. Oh boy, can I tell you how weird that was?

They wouldn't let me near it for a long time. And mom was getting all worked up cause i was sniffing it. Goodness, it wasn't like I was going to hack at it yet!
I don't think it it is going to feel good tho. It was kinda shiny, but, it's big and smells funny. So, I had to rub on it. It doesn't smell like anything and I just hopped up and went to town! It wil take some time, but I should cover all surfaces if I can within a few days I figure. Can't let them know I put my claw in it. I'll put those in the back like I did the other one. They didn't know until last night. Hee Hee.

The pillows have these hanging things, they are pretty cool on my tongue. Mom didn't think it was so cool tho. Humans, they don't have any fun.

Those funny creaturers called "deer" were out last night too! Oh that was so fun! I get to go on our deck because it is screened in and oh the joy of those creatures! They are smaller than me, and I could definetly take one down, but my mom is crazy and says "Wiley, if you tangle with him, your a goner for sure". She does not know me. I am a Panther in Training, I can take him down. You should see my stance!

I shake my head to gage how fast he is going, then I crounch real low like, and then, to let him know I am coming, I wiggle my butt, twitch my nose and POUNCE! BUT< then I hit the screen everytime. I guess I kinda lose myself in the moment. (sigh) One day, I will do it. But I got my sights on the things mom calls horses. They look like fun!!!!!!

Gotta go my friends, keep perring, pouncing and rolling! See you all soon! Meow, Wiley