Chapter 1 - Hello I'm Tim

Hi all you little kitties out there in catster web world.

This is Tim the wondercat ala "fatman" reporting from pussy heaven! I've decided to put a diary together to share my life with you all. Actually ma's still pretty cut up about losing me ... even though she know's I'm still hanging around the house in my kitty spirit... so I'm hoping this diary will help her to get over her big loss! Cause let's face I was one pretty amazing cat.

So do you want to hear about my early kitty days... geez they were cool. Ma was doing uni and lived in this old stable at the back of this big house. We didn't have much money then... but she always found reserves for my Chicken treats... Oh boy do I love CHOOK. For all you "Chicken" groupies out there, you think it's good down on earth ... wait to you get here. I have chicken liver, I have Chicken breast...mmm I'm salivating and dribbling now writing about it.. purrr purrr purrr! Anyway back to my story.

I used to hang out with this really cool chick who lived through the ally way. Her ma and mine knew each other, so we could just go in and out of each other's house day in day out...man it was great. I got so many extra feeds this way... and then when i was being really sneaky which was often, I used to go down to the big "hoity toity" house where the young professionals lived and slither around there back door. This especially worked well after a dinner party .. I guess this is where I got my taste for gourmat food. They sooo thought i was way cute and doted all over me incessantly.

Anyway like anything in life it can't last forever and so the breezy days of the stable loft were left behind. Ma and I temporarily lived with this highly strung obsessive and quite absorbed chick after that whom i really didn't like ... CAN YA TELL! So you know what I did, yeah I enjoyed this one, I sat on her precious antique hat box and then ripped it apart. Ma was outwardly spuing but I could see the glisten in the back of her eyes... consequently we quickly moved out of there.

Well getting very tired now . It's hard work sitting on my lard a''se up here having whatever I want, so I 'm off for mid afternoon nap. But if you want to know more about my wonderful adventures stay tuned... ya never know you might learn something but then again you might just get a laugh!