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As I Was Saying...

Oh my, Oh my!

April 28th 2008 4:20 pm
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Simon Cowell...
Hard to Please

Enterprising, brassy and not afraid to meow what's on his mind, VIJAY is Idol-maker Simon Cowell!

There's no beating around the bush with VIJAY and flattery will get you nowhere. VIJAY calls it like he sees it, and stands firm on all fours behind his decisions. The cat definitely does not have VIJAY's tongue—some of his pals think he's bitter and confrontational, while others find him to be impawsibly hilarious. VIJAY's influence on those around him is remarkable, and he takes advantage of this fact and uses it wisely. Behind his no-nonsense mask, VIJAY is a perceptive sponge, taking in what he sees and hears around him, and then figuring out how to make it look, or sound, better.

Selket:   What on Earth?     Vijay!!!   What is this garble?

Vijay:   My Celebrity Status, of course. Where's yours?

Selket:   You know I would never enter any contest, especially something like this! Why, why, it is a parody, satire! Multiple choices for complex issues. I thought you were far above all that, and I don't mean because you are Up There!

Vijay:   But, my dear, you know that is the point!

Selket:   *sigh*




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