June 29th 2008 6:08 pm
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I can't help it if I was born water colored. I'm an orange tabby but I pale next to some of the handsome & gorgeous orange tabby cats here on Catster. With that in mind, ever since I came to live at H.Q., my humans' seemingly favorite hobby has been to come up with all sorts of nicknames they think would be fitting for my pastel tabby-ness.

I love my humans but I will loudly mew that they are very cuckoo. However, using my innate feline perception of all that's holy and good (especially those yummy salmon treats), I patiently put up with their daft folly.

My very first nickname was "Water Lily" because of my fascination with dripping water. Lili Von Poop came about because of flatulence due to rich food which I no longer eat. LilyLilyLegs came next because, in the certain stage of kittenhood I was in at the time, I could leap to really high places with a single bound. Something like Superman's Cat would do. I was also "Creamsicle" because of my creamy white fur and orange topping. Then I was Marshmallow of which I don't mind at all. I do sorta answer to "Marshee" and I really don't care when they tell others that I'm a perfectly "toasted" marshmallow. But lately I am getting worried. Would you believe that now I'm a "delectable morsel"?!? me-OW. I can't even imagine what kind of nickname they could derive from "delectable morsel" & I never want to imagine it either!

Somebody has got to help my humans. Seriously.