January 4th 2009 12:31 pm
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Hi Everyone,

I'm sorry I've been so out of touch. (I seem to meow that a lot lately.) I have no excuse other than that I've become lazy. Lately, I haven't been interested in the computer. All I want to do is eat and sleep.

Mom and dad have been home a lot the last couple weeks and it's sort of thrown me off. I don't know when it's time to eat. Naturally, I start bugging dad at 2:30. I sit on the coffee table and stare at him and he stares back. Then he returns to tapping away on his computer, so I tap him a couple of times. He looks up and then ignores me. So I tap him again and give him the fail-proof silent meow. Still he does not feed me.

Very disconcerting, folks. Very disconcerting.

As a last resort, I wander into the kitchen and get the cork (see my video) and that is the trick to get dad to feed me. He always thinks I'm too fat to get the cork, but then he doesn't realize the strength of my desire to eat.

That's about all that's happened lately. Except that I've left a couple of poopy trails on the carpet. That was funny.

Happy New Year All!

Margaret Mayberry, Chat Extraordinaire