"You Twisted My Tail..."

Cole:  ...no, I didn't, Jacques. Notice you are writing with your own paws and they are not tied to the keyboard.

Jacques:   But you said it was my Catsterly Duty to have a diary!

Cole:   I can't help it if you take suggestions of inadequacy to heart. I am a kid, remember?

Jacques:   How can I forget.

Cole:   o my kat! Did you see that big brown spider over there?
      *scampers out of sight*